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Membership in the Buck-a-month Brigade

$1 /mo
Well, this is embarrassing. I honestly had no idea...see, I didn't know anything about how Patreon worked, or this reward thing, before I got here. A friend sent me.

All I can offer you, at ...

Membership in the Bodhisattva Brigade

$3 /mo
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth" -Buddah. All of the Buck-a-Month Brigade rewards plus three times as much good karma.   

Membership in the Philanthropic Angels Association

$5 /mo
Includes all of the Buck-A-Month Brigade rewards, 7.5 times as much good karma and I'll dance (well, in my heart) at your wedding or divorce party.