Tom, Ash & Craig are creating The Gaffer Tapes fantasy football podcast
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Thank you all for your support. The help and love received from the community makes all the hard work worth it.

Three years ago Tom, Craig and Ash set out to make the worlds best fantasy football podcast. Each show is a mix of comedy, footballing tips and chaotic nonsense. From humble beginnings, recording the show on an coffee table using an iPhone, the lads have come along way. Each week the show gets more and more popular, recently even scooping the coveted 'Best Football Podcast' award, at the Football Blogging Awards.

Each member of the cast brings their own unique style:

Craig Hazell

Craig is a TV professional, writer and Heart of Midlothian fan whospecialises in 90s pop culture, puns and of course football. As a student, he won the BBC Sports Broadcaster of the year and Comedy Broadcaster of the Year and now writes about anything from food & football to movies and TV.

Ash Kernsworth

Ash is an app developer, FPL expert and West Ham fan who specialises in board games, quizzes and exaggeration. He is a former top 100 ranked FPL player and is The Gaffer Tapes resident number cruncher. His statistical approach to the game often puts Tom & Craig to shame and when he's not ordering Bailey's & Cherryade he's taking 7 hours to do his lineup on a Saturday morning.

Tom Holmes

Tom is a standup comedian, writer and Arsenal fan who specialises in Danny Dyer impressions, England circa 1996 and mythical wildcats. He is a regular on the London comedy circuit and his 2014 Edinburgh Festival show was a huge success with the Daily Mirror calling him "well worth watching". Tom is also a novelist, writer and lover who has developed quite the reputation for singing a made up jingle on the spot.
Rewards
Official Gafferazzi
$7 or more per month
You get to help us out by supporting the show. 


You will get an exclusive patreon podcast every month.


You will be the first port of call as a Patreon Guest Host, next time one of us (Craig, let’s be honest) goes away to a Jungle/Turkmenistan/Quinoa Festival.


Also, you get entry into the Gafferazzi Mini-League every season.

Goals
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Live shows
We want to get out and meet the fans, if we reach this goal we'll get on the road and bring some shows to you!
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Thank you all for your support. The help and love received from the community makes all the hard work worth it.

Three years ago Tom, Craig and Ash set out to make the worlds best fantasy football podcast. Each show is a mix of comedy, footballing tips and chaotic nonsense. From humble beginnings, recording the show on an coffee table using an iPhone, the lads have come along way. Each week the show gets more and more popular, recently even scooping the coveted 'Best Football Podcast' award, at the Football Blogging Awards.

Each member of the cast brings their own unique style:

Craig Hazell

Craig is a TV professional, writer and Heart of Midlothian fan whospecialises in 90s pop culture, puns and of course football. As a student, he won the BBC Sports Broadcaster of the year and Comedy Broadcaster of the Year and now writes about anything from food & football to movies and TV.

Ash Kernsworth

Ash is an app developer, FPL expert and West Ham fan who specialises in board games, quizzes and exaggeration. He is a former top 100 ranked FPL player and is The Gaffer Tapes resident number cruncher. His statistical approach to the game often puts Tom & Craig to shame and when he's not ordering Bailey's & Cherryade he's taking 7 hours to do his lineup on a Saturday morning.

Tom Holmes

Tom is a standup comedian, writer and Arsenal fan who specialises in Danny Dyer impressions, England circa 1996 and mythical wildcats. He is a regular on the London comedy circuit and his 2014 Edinburgh Festival show was a huge success with the Daily Mirror calling him "well worth watching". Tom is also a novelist, writer and lover who has developed quite the reputation for singing a made up jingle on the spot.

Recent posts by Tom, Ash & Craig

Rewards
Official Gafferazzi
$7 or more per month
You get to help us out by supporting the show. 


You will get an exclusive patreon podcast every month.


You will be the first port of call as a Patreon Guest Host, next time one of us (Craig, let’s be honest) goes away to a Jungle/Turkmenistan/Quinoa Festival.


Also, you get entry into the Gafferazzi Mini-League every season.