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The Grammar Club Economy Patron Program Membership
$1 or more per month 14 patrons
  • Thank you! Your patronage keeps us operational. Your name will be included in our list of patrons whom we thank on-air, once every 24 hours, when the clock strikes midnight, on Radio Grammar Club.
The Economy S-Class Option
$2 or more per month 4 patrons
Receive one Grammar Club song per month, on the last Monday of each.

PLUS: Economy S-Class Patrons may access our Discord! Sling memes, form friendships, and schedule games of Rocket League with all of us at The Grammar Club, and other Patrons.

And  your name will be read aloud every evening, at midnight, on Radio Grammar Club. Thank you.
Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Junior-Cadet Membership
$5 or more per month 17 patrons
  • Receive one new song from the members of The Grammar Club, every Monday, yours, in lossless FLAC or Mp3 format, to download and keep forever.
  • Connect with other fans, and band members, on the Grammar Club Discord server.

    And  your name will be read aloud every evening, at midnight, on Radio Grammar Club. Thank you. 
Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Upperclassman Membership
$10 or more per month 31 patrons
  • Receive a new original song every Monday, a remix or cover every Wednesday, and a "session-style" song every Friday, all yours to download and keep forever, in lossless FLAC or mp3 format.
  • Streaming and download access to the entire Radio Grammar Club catalog, including all pre-Patreon albums as well as current releases.
  • Access to each member of The Grammar Club's individual back catalog, yours to download and keep forever.
  • The Camp Handsome Podcast is yours to download, or have delivered to your RSS feed, every Thursday.


And  your name will be read aloud every evening, at midnight, on Radio Grammar Club. Thank you.  

Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Co-Collaborator Program
$20 or more per month 7 patrons
  • All of the above, plus....
  • Access to stems of our weekly releases, for you to remix, or use as instrumentals in your own projects.
  • An ongoing commercial license to use our music library in your multimedia projects, so long as you or your company grosses no more than $60,000 annually and you remain a Patron at this reward tier or above.
  • Select packs of loops and samples, culled from the project files of our weekly releases, for use in your own projects, even commercial ones, royalty free.
  • Workshop your own tracks, be they remixes or originals, with The Grammar Club and other Patrons, in our Discord's Collaboration_Station channel! Other uses for said channel: organizing and promoting your projects.
  • Once every six hours, The Grammar Club will give you or your project an endorsing shout-out on Radio Grammar Club.
Includes Discord rewards
The Judicious Tastemaker Option
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
 

All of the above, plus...

  • Co-Collaborator income cap raised to $120,000 
  • Radio Grammar Club will play a 30-second advertisement for your project, business, or cause, once every four hours. We'll gladly create an advertisement for you, if you don't have one to provide yourself.
Includes Discord rewards
The Noblesse Oblige Package
$100 or more per month 1 patron
 

 

All of the above, plus...

  • Co-Collaborator income cap raised to $250,000 (Additional licensing is available beyond this income level. Drop us a line and we'll work something out.)
  • Once every three hours, Radio Grammar Club will play a 30-second advertisement for your project, business, or cause. If you don't have an advertisement to provide, we will gladly create one for you.
  • Become an official judge of the Choose Your Own Songventure project.

    It works like this: At the start of a month, we'll ask questions like the following on our subreddit r/thegrammarclub:

    "You've reached the bridge (of the song). What do you do?”
  • New vocal melody, with parallel harmony
  • Modulate up a half-step
  • Take the drums down to half-time
  • Rap break!
  • Guitar solo!

Then, the next day, it might continue:

“Having resolved to use parallel harmony in the bridge, you must now decide who will sing this harmony.

  • Shael!
  • Glenn!
  • Sean plays the harmony on guitar
  • Tanner creates the harmony in Melodyne.


    And, at the end of the month, we publish the song to our Patreon, and radio station.

Everyone can vote in the reddit comments, but Noblesse Oblige level patrons make the official determination of which options are selected. You may decide to go with or against the will of the majority.




Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Not-Technically-Contract-Work Program
$6,875 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
The Grammar Club will provide 75 man hours, per week, of audio-production work on your project. Example projects include:

  • An album about your dalmatian, Russel
  • A Dance Rock EP, performed but not written by your rich nephew, for his YouTube
  • The score to your film about underground shuffleboard clubs
  • The soundtrack to your post-ironic, streaming-only sitcom
  • The OST to your indie game
  • Made-to-order books on tape
  • Podcasts about fast food
  • Hours of uninterrupted breathing
  • Or, whatever else you can think of
Rewards
The Grammar Club Economy Patron Program Membership
$1 or more per month 14 patrons
  • Thank you! Your patronage keeps us operational. Your name will be included in our list of patrons whom we thank on-air, once every 24 hours, when the clock strikes midnight, on Radio Grammar Club.
The Economy S-Class Option
$2 or more per month 4 patrons
Receive one Grammar Club song per month, on the last Monday of each.

PLUS: Economy S-Class Patrons may access our Discord! Sling memes, form friendships, and schedule games of Rocket League with all of us at The Grammar Club, and other Patrons.

And  your name will be read aloud every evening, at midnight, on Radio Grammar Club. Thank you.
Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Junior-Cadet Membership
$5 or more per month 17 patrons
  • Receive one new song from the members of The Grammar Club, every Monday, yours, in lossless FLAC or Mp3 format, to download and keep forever.
  • Connect with other fans, and band members, on the Grammar Club Discord server.

    And  your name will be read aloud every evening, at midnight, on Radio Grammar Club. Thank you. 
Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Upperclassman Membership
$10 or more per month 31 patrons
  • Receive a new original song every Monday, a remix or cover every Wednesday, and a "session-style" song every Friday, all yours to download and keep forever, in lossless FLAC or mp3 format.
  • Streaming and download access to the entire Radio Grammar Club catalog, including all pre-Patreon albums as well as current releases.
  • Access to each member of The Grammar Club's individual back catalog, yours to download and keep forever.
  • The Camp Handsome Podcast is yours to download, or have delivered to your RSS feed, every Thursday.


And  your name will be read aloud every evening, at midnight, on Radio Grammar Club. Thank you.  

Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Co-Collaborator Program
$20 or more per month 7 patrons
  • All of the above, plus....
  • Access to stems of our weekly releases, for you to remix, or use as instrumentals in your own projects.
  • An ongoing commercial license to use our music library in your multimedia projects, so long as you or your company grosses no more than $60,000 annually and you remain a Patron at this reward tier or above.
  • Select packs of loops and samples, culled from the project files of our weekly releases, for use in your own projects, even commercial ones, royalty free.
  • Workshop your own tracks, be they remixes or originals, with The Grammar Club and other Patrons, in our Discord's Collaboration_Station channel! Other uses for said channel: organizing and promoting your projects.
  • Once every six hours, The Grammar Club will give you or your project an endorsing shout-out on Radio Grammar Club.
Includes Discord rewards
The Judicious Tastemaker Option
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
 

All of the above, plus...

  • Co-Collaborator income cap raised to $120,000 
  • Radio Grammar Club will play a 30-second advertisement for your project, business, or cause, once every four hours. We'll gladly create an advertisement for you, if you don't have one to provide yourself.
Includes Discord rewards
The Noblesse Oblige Package
$100 or more per month 1 patron
 

 

All of the above, plus...

  • Co-Collaborator income cap raised to $250,000 (Additional licensing is available beyond this income level. Drop us a line and we'll work something out.)
  • Once every three hours, Radio Grammar Club will play a 30-second advertisement for your project, business, or cause. If you don't have an advertisement to provide, we will gladly create one for you.
  • Become an official judge of the Choose Your Own Songventure project.

    It works like this: At the start of a month, we'll ask questions like the following on our subreddit r/thegrammarclub:

    "You've reached the bridge (of the song). What do you do?”
  • New vocal melody, with parallel harmony
  • Modulate up a half-step
  • Take the drums down to half-time
  • Rap break!
  • Guitar solo!

Then, the next day, it might continue:

“Having resolved to use parallel harmony in the bridge, you must now decide who will sing this harmony.

  • Shael!
  • Glenn!
  • Sean plays the harmony on guitar
  • Tanner creates the harmony in Melodyne.


    And, at the end of the month, we publish the song to our Patreon, and radio station.

Everyone can vote in the reddit comments, but Noblesse Oblige level patrons make the official determination of which options are selected. You may decide to go with or against the will of the majority.




Includes Discord rewards
The Grammar Club Not-Technically-Contract-Work Program
$6,875 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
The Grammar Club will provide 75 man hours, per week, of audio-production work on your project. Example projects include:

  • An album about your dalmatian, Russel
  • A Dance Rock EP, performed but not written by your rich nephew, for his YouTube
  • The score to your film about underground shuffleboard clubs
  • The soundtrack to your post-ironic, streaming-only sitcom
  • The OST to your indie game
  • Made-to-order books on tape
  • Podcasts about fast food
  • Hours of uninterrupted breathing
  • Or, whatever else you can think of