The Halfass Witch

The Halfass Witch

is creating Tarot & Spiritual Content

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patron
Hi Babies + welcome to my Patreon!

I'm Teejay, aka The Halfass Witch, your low effort-high impact chaos witch bitch from southern California. I have 6+ years as both a tarot reader-psychic medium, and the wicked witch of the west. I work out of San Diego and the Imperial Valley as a professional tarot reader, and love helping you guys (da peoples). 

This is a space where you can get more personal and private access to my content, and get way more from me than what I'm limited to on social media. Becoming a patron means you want to support me, my brand, and my journey as a tarot reading train wreck (just kidding). In return, you get exclusive early access and discounts for my services/products. In addition to that, patrons receive personalized monthly, and bi-weekly readings. BUT WAIT, there's more! Patrons also get early access to my Astro Season Manifestation Guides(that give you a navigation guide for manifesting the most you can out of each zodiac season), and extended readings for each monthly/bi-weekly forecast organized by each zodiac sign. Certain tiers of patrons ALSO receive a cleansing + tarot reading or each full moon; and for each new moon, a manifestation boost ritual + tarot readings

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If you'd like to follow me see what I'm up to:
Instagram/Twitter/Facebook
@thehalfasswitch
Snapchat
halfasswitch

If you'd like to book an appointment with me visit my website
www.sorryforsharing.com

If you'd like to donate outside of Patreon:
paypal.me/halfasswitch
Tiers
Ultralight Teezus
$5 or more per month

+ Monthly Forecast tarot readings

Teezus Walks
$8 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides

  -extended guides by zodiac sign

Teezus Stretch My Hands
$10 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides

 -extended guides by zodiac sign 

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

Teezus in a New Dress
$15 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot readings

+Bi-Weekly Forecast tarot readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides

 -extended guides by zodiac sign 

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

+New Moon tarot readings

+New Moon Manifestation Boost rituals

Gold Teezus
$20 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot reading videos

+Bi-Weekly Forecast tarot reading videos

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides video

 -extended guides by zodiac sign 

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

+New Moon tarot readings

+New Moon Manifestation Boost rituals

Teezus in Paris
$30 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot reading videos

-with zodiac extended readings

+Bi-Weekly Forecast tarot reading videos

-with zodiac extended readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides video

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

+New Moon tarot readings

+New Moon Manifestation Boost rituals

Hi Babies + welcome to my Patreon!

I'm Teejay, aka The Halfass Witch, your low effort-high impact chaos witch bitch from southern California. I have 6+ years as both a tarot reader-psychic medium, and the wicked witch of the west. I work out of San Diego and the Imperial Valley as a professional tarot reader, and love helping you guys (da peoples). 

This is a space where you can get more personal and private access to my content, and get way more from me than what I'm limited to on social media. Becoming a patron means you want to support me, my brand, and my journey as a tarot reading train wreck (just kidding). In return, you get exclusive early access and discounts for my services/products. In addition to that, patrons receive personalized monthly, and bi-weekly readings. BUT WAIT, there's more! Patrons also get early access to my Astro Season Manifestation Guides(that give you a navigation guide for manifesting the most you can out of each zodiac season), and extended readings for each monthly/bi-weekly forecast organized by each zodiac sign. Certain tiers of patrons ALSO receive a cleansing + tarot reading or each full moon; and for each new moon, a manifestation boost ritual + tarot readings

---------

If you'd like to follow me see what I'm up to:
Instagram/Twitter/Facebook
@thehalfasswitch
Snapchat
halfasswitch

If you'd like to book an appointment with me visit my website
www.sorryforsharing.com

If you'd like to donate outside of Patreon:
paypal.me/halfasswitch

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Tiers
Ultralight Teezus
$5 or more per month

+ Monthly Forecast tarot readings

Teezus Walks
$8 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides

  -extended guides by zodiac sign

Teezus Stretch My Hands
$10 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides

 -extended guides by zodiac sign 

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

Teezus in a New Dress
$15 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot readings

+Bi-Weekly Forecast tarot readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides

 -extended guides by zodiac sign 

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

+New Moon tarot readings

+New Moon Manifestation Boost rituals

Gold Teezus
$20 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot reading videos

+Bi-Weekly Forecast tarot reading videos

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides video

 -extended guides by zodiac sign 

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

+New Moon tarot readings

+New Moon Manifestation Boost rituals

Teezus in Paris
$30 or more per month

+Monthly Forecast tarot reading videos

-with zodiac extended readings

+Bi-Weekly Forecast tarot reading videos

-with zodiac extended readings

+Astro Szn Manifestation guides video

+Full Moon tarot readings

+Full Moon remote cleansing

+New Moon tarot readings

+New Moon Manifestation Boost rituals