The Haunted Heart is creating a horror, paranormal, and true crime podcast.
30

patrons

$254
per month
THANK YOU FOR LETTING US IN... 

HAIIIII. So welcome to our Patreon! This is cool, huh? We are all fancy now and trying to crowdfund to help support the show you know and love! 

Here's the thing: We aren't interested in getting rich off our show. We just want to be able to cover some of the costs of researching, recording, producing, editing, and publishing the show for you. It might seem like we have no clue what we're doing (we don't) but it actually takes A LOT of time to bring you our #trashtalent on the regular. That's why we PROMISE that every cent garnered from this Patreon account will be directed right back into improving the show and bringing you your favorite (hopefully) podcast every week. And who knows? If we get a little extra coin, we hope to be able to create the even more badass content we've been brainstorming like bonus episodes, blogs, and listener forums where we can interact directly with the community through video, posts, etc. 

So if you're really vibing the show and you think we're doing a good job, feel free to leave some coin on the dresser for us. Anything you can give will go a LONG way towards helping us grow this lil' baby podcast into the freakish, homicidal, and psychologically imbalanced teenager we know it can be. 

P.S.-- Don't know us yet? Then WTF are you doing here? Get on over to www.thehauntedheart.com or your favorite podcast app to check us out!
(Pssht! And then come back here and show us some love to help keep the show going, if you are so inclined!)

Tiers
The Haunted Heart Harem
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
You are AMAZING. Like, seriously. We heart you. We wanna marry you and take you away to give you a better life far, far away from this dark and desperate, dead-end town. An eternal thank you for supporting what we do. We'll also shout out your name on the show as part of our Patreon invocation.
Stay Spooky Squad
$5 or more per month 13 patrons
We can tell you roll deep with the darkness, and we admire that about you. That's why, in addition to invoking your name on the show, we're also going to give you access to all of our bonus audio and visual content through Patreon. You'll also receive a hand written thank you note and a goth af sticker! This is also the tier where you'll start being eligible for a monthly Tarot and/or fortune reading by Kenny!
Cannibal Cult Member
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
You are the real deal, dude. 10 bucks a month is no joke, which is why, in addition to your name invocation on the show and access to bonus audio and visual content, we are totally serious about mailing you a handwritten thank you note and some badass stickers so you can put your burning, hot, steamy love for all our bullshits on full display. Speaking of hot and steamy, we'll also send you a free Haunted Heart logo mug! And you can get cozy with your mug while you watch your personalized thank you video from both Katie and Kenny!
#TrashTalent Aficionado
$25 or more per month 3 patrons
Wow. There are so many things you could do with your hard-earned cash. We are honestly kind of amazed that you've chosen to use it to help bolster our bullshit. So in addition to a name invocation on our show, access to all our bonus audio and visual content through Patreon, a handwritten thank you note, a free mug, and some Haunted Heart stickers, we are giving you EARLY ACCESS to EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE. of the show. And you can listen to the episode early in your Haunted Heart logo tee in your choice of color and size! You deserve it, you spooky sugar daddy, you...
Minister of the Macabre
$35 or more per month 1 patron
DAMN, BAE. You are really pulling on our little haunted heartstrings. And we love you right back. In addition to a name invocation on our show, access to all our bonus audio and visual content through Patreon, a handwritten thank you note, some Haunted Heart stickers, early access to every episode of the show, and your very own Haunted Heart t-shirt, you're also getting a FREE TOTE BAG! And because you're a Minister of the Macabre, you'll also get the chance to video chat with us and select an episode topic(to be agreed upon during the chat). 
HWIC (Head Witch In Charge)
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
OUR BODIES ARE READY, dear, sweet Mistress or Mister of Darkness. Our cup runneth over. Literally. With the blood of the innocent. In addition to all of the rewards from all previous tiers (be sure to include your shirt size and gender for us in your address or email us), you will get a special 20% off merchandise code JUST FOR YOU WHENEVER YOU WANT TO USE IT! And on top of that, you'll get to join us as a special guest on an episode!! Satan bless you.
Goals
$254 of $300 per month
GETTIN' OUR SPOOKY ON. When we reach $300 per month, we will release a special, bi-monthly podcast series (in addition to all our other bonus audio and visual content), where we watch and review a horror film. Come on, you know you wanna punch up your month with 50% more Haunted Heart. Let the hilarity ensue.
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THANK YOU FOR LETTING US IN... 

HAIIIII. So welcome to our Patreon! This is cool, huh? We are all fancy now and trying to crowdfund to help support the show you know and love! 

Here's the thing: We aren't interested in getting rich off our show. We just want to be able to cover some of the costs of researching, recording, producing, editing, and publishing the show for you. It might seem like we have no clue what we're doing (we don't) but it actually takes A LOT of time to bring you our #trashtalent on the regular. That's why we PROMISE that every cent garnered from this Patreon account will be directed right back into improving the show and bringing you your favorite (hopefully) podcast every week. And who knows? If we get a little extra coin, we hope to be able to create the even more badass content we've been brainstorming like bonus episodes, blogs, and listener forums where we can interact directly with the community through video, posts, etc. 

So if you're really vibing the show and you think we're doing a good job, feel free to leave some coin on the dresser for us. Anything you can give will go a LONG way towards helping us grow this lil' baby podcast into the freakish, homicidal, and psychologically imbalanced teenager we know it can be. 

P.S.-- Don't know us yet? Then WTF are you doing here? Get on over to www.thehauntedheart.com or your favorite podcast app to check us out!
(Pssht! And then come back here and show us some love to help keep the show going, if you are so inclined!)

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Tiers
The Haunted Heart Harem
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
You are AMAZING. Like, seriously. We heart you. We wanna marry you and take you away to give you a better life far, far away from this dark and desperate, dead-end town. An eternal thank you for supporting what we do. We'll also shout out your name on the show as part of our Patreon invocation.
Stay Spooky Squad
$5 or more per month 13 patrons
We can tell you roll deep with the darkness, and we admire that about you. That's why, in addition to invoking your name on the show, we're also going to give you access to all of our bonus audio and visual content through Patreon. You'll also receive a hand written thank you note and a goth af sticker! This is also the tier where you'll start being eligible for a monthly Tarot and/or fortune reading by Kenny!
Cannibal Cult Member
$10 or more per month 10 patrons
You are the real deal, dude. 10 bucks a month is no joke, which is why, in addition to your name invocation on the show and access to bonus audio and visual content, we are totally serious about mailing you a handwritten thank you note and some badass stickers so you can put your burning, hot, steamy love for all our bullshits on full display. Speaking of hot and steamy, we'll also send you a free Haunted Heart logo mug! And you can get cozy with your mug while you watch your personalized thank you video from both Katie and Kenny!
#TrashTalent Aficionado
$25 or more per month 3 patrons
Wow. There are so many things you could do with your hard-earned cash. We are honestly kind of amazed that you've chosen to use it to help bolster our bullshit. So in addition to a name invocation on our show, access to all our bonus audio and visual content through Patreon, a handwritten thank you note, a free mug, and some Haunted Heart stickers, we are giving you EARLY ACCESS to EVERY. SINGLE. EPISODE. of the show. And you can listen to the episode early in your Haunted Heart logo tee in your choice of color and size! You deserve it, you spooky sugar daddy, you...
Minister of the Macabre
$35 or more per month 1 patron
DAMN, BAE. You are really pulling on our little haunted heartstrings. And we love you right back. In addition to a name invocation on our show, access to all our bonus audio and visual content through Patreon, a handwritten thank you note, some Haunted Heart stickers, early access to every episode of the show, and your very own Haunted Heart t-shirt, you're also getting a FREE TOTE BAG! And because you're a Minister of the Macabre, you'll also get the chance to video chat with us and select an episode topic(to be agreed upon during the chat). 
HWIC (Head Witch In Charge)
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
OUR BODIES ARE READY, dear, sweet Mistress or Mister of Darkness. Our cup runneth over. Literally. With the blood of the innocent. In addition to all of the rewards from all previous tiers (be sure to include your shirt size and gender for us in your address or email us), you will get a special 20% off merchandise code JUST FOR YOU WHENEVER YOU WANT TO USE IT! And on top of that, you'll get to join us as a special guest on an episode!! Satan bless you.