Jessica Fostekew
Jessica Fostekew
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Bubble & Squeak
It's leftovers but SO MUCH BETTER THAN LEFTOVERS RIGHT? Magic scraps galore.
EXCLUSIVE EXTRA CONTENT. All the extra hoovering conversation which was recorded alongside the usual podcast. We're recording extra on PURPOSE so that it can be JUST for you! But it will still include all the really fun libellous stuff that got cut so that I didn't get cancelled (yet).
Plus two guests per month talking you through one of their most made GUEST RECIPES
PLUS... DISCOUNT TICKETS to live shows.
That's a mighty deal, right, for £2 a month?!
Birthday Cake (and eat it)
What else is anyone ever meant to do with a birthday cake?!?
You lovely lot will get all the things above (exclusive extra content each month including guest recipes, as well as discount tickets to live shows) PLUS YOU GET exclusive access to A WHOLE EXTRA BIRTHDAY EPISODE JUST FOR YOU
In January each year to celebrate the podcasts' birthday we record a special party episode with some of the best former guests of all time and it's always one of the funniest episodes of the whole year.
You'll get it at least 8 months before it goes on general release and CRUCIALLY you'll get it: without any ads or interruptions AND including totally exclusive directors' commentry from ME. I'm going to make these really fucking special and funny thank you.
ECO, Organic, Pure, Unfiltered
You get everything mentioned above AND, and and AND: EARLY access to each months TWO episodes, wait for it, AD FREE.
Here on patreon. I KNOW.
Truth AND Dare
Everything mentioned above and also on your birthday I will send you your own special personalised video birthday message and as a gift to you, you can suggest something that I have to eat on a future hoovering episode or somewhere that I must take a guest.
THE POWERRRR!!! The POwerrrrrr!!! I'll eat pretty much anything that I can actually get hold of. Go on. Dare me.
Nandos (Hoovering) Black Card
Everything mentioned above plus FREE TICKETS TO LIVE SHOWS
You, me: lunch (+ a credit)
All the things above, every perk AND. AND AND AND... your name (should you wish it) will get a shout out at the end of every single podcast. Or using a pseudonym of your choice, your social media handle for example.
AND I'll have a half hour lunch with you on the zooms where (within the boundaries of kindness and decency of course) you can ask me anything.
Bubble & Squeak
It's leftovers but SO MUCH BETTER THAN LEFTOVERS RIGHT? Magic scraps galore.
EXCLUSIVE EXTRA CONTENT. All the extra hoovering conversation which was recorded alongside the usual podcast. We're recording extra on PURPOSE so that it can be JUST for you! But it will still include all the really fun libellous stuff that got cut so that I didn't get cancelled (yet).
Plus two guests per month talking you through one of their most made GUEST RECIPES
PLUS... DISCOUNT TICKETS to live shows.
That's a mighty deal, right, for £2 a month?!
Birthday Cake (and eat it)
What else is anyone ever meant to do with a birthday cake?!?
You lovely lot will get all the things above (exclusive extra content each month including guest recipes, as well as discount tickets to live shows) PLUS YOU GET exclusive access to A WHOLE EXTRA BIRTHDAY EPISODE JUST FOR YOU
In January each year to celebrate the podcasts' birthday we record a special party episode with some of the best former guests of all time and it's always one of the funniest episodes of the whole year.
You'll get it at least 8 months before it goes on general release and CRUCIALLY you'll get it: without any ads or interruptions AND including totally exclusive directors' commentry from ME. I'm going to make these really fucking special and funny thank you.
ECO, Organic, Pure, Unfiltered
You get everything mentioned above AND, and and AND: EARLY access to each months TWO episodes, wait for it, AD FREE.
Here on patreon. I KNOW.