The Narcissist Cookbook

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About The Narcissist Cookbook

My name is Matt, or the Narcissist Cookbook. I make music, videos, stories, audiobooks, whatever feels like that day's Thing.

Thank you for visiting my Patreon, and for considering supporting me. Whatever you choose to donate, I want you to know that you are making a massive impact on my life, and on my ability to devote time and energy to making bigger and cooler things.

Let's get to work.

Matt, The Narcissist Cookbook

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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 23 exclusive posts
3
Audio releases
4
Images
1
Link
1
Poll
13
Writings
2
Videos

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