The Narcissist Cookbook is creating Music, videos, stories, books, etc.
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patrons

$75
per Thing
My name is Matt, or the Narcissist Cookbook. I make music, videos, stories, audiobooks, whatever feels like that day's Thing.

Thank you for visiting my Patreon, and for considering supporting me. Whatever you choose to donate, I want you to know that you are making a massive impact on my life, and on my ability to devote time and energy to making bigger and cooler things.

Let's get to work.

Matt, The Narcissist Cookbook

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Tiers
$1 or more per thing
$1 or more per Thing 6 patrons
Thank you so so so much for your support. You're making a huge difference in my life as a Person Who Makes The Things. And I really mean it when I say $1 is just as important to me as any other commitment, and I want to hug you until you ask me to stop. 


At this tier, you'll get access to patron-only content (updates, concept work, demos, etc).

$3 or more per thing
$3 or more per Thing 11 patrons
Aaaah, thank yoooou. Your support means I can invest more time and resources into making the Narcissist Cookbook things as cool as they can possibly be, and for that I want to sneak into the background of your dreams and leave little Lucid Dreaming biscuit and flying lesson vouchers where you'll most likely find them.


You'll get access to private demos, concept work, updates, and you'll also get a link to a download of everything I release, be it video, song, EP/album, etc.

$10
$10 or more per Thing 5 patrons
Okay, stop everything, let's talk. We're in the middle of severe economic uncertainty, and so the fact that you've decided to support me to the tune of $10 per Thing means more to me than I'm able to express without blushing and hiding under the stairs. Thank you. You are wonderful.


You'll get the updates, demos and downloads that everyone else gets, and you'll also get a lot of things early. Sometimes a couple of days early, sometimes really quite significantly early. I'll also send out some random treats to $10 subscribers a few times a year, and you'll get pretty big discounts on any merch I put out.

$100
$100 or more per Thing 0 of 3 patrons
We're getting into territory I'm unfamiliar with. I'd like to make something personal for you, so if you choose this tier I'll get in touch and we can work something out. Thank you. I mean... really, you know? Wow.


You will get everything all the other $1-$10 tiers get, and you'll also get a hand-made hard copy of everything I make, as well as one of every piece of merch I put out (shirts, badges, branded parrots, whathaveyou).

$500
$500 or more per Thing 0 of 1 patrons
I'll be in touch to thank you personally, and hopefully I won't make a total arse out of myself while doing it. Your support has changed my life, and for that I may actually be rendered speechless.


As well as all the demos, updates, early releases, merchandise, hard copies, personal projects the other tiers get, I will also come and play a show for you at a venue of your choice. We'll figure it out, don't worry.

My name is Matt, or the Narcissist Cookbook. I make music, videos, stories, audiobooks, whatever feels like that day's Thing.

Thank you for visiting my Patreon, and for considering supporting me. Whatever you choose to donate, I want you to know that you are making a massive impact on my life, and on my ability to devote time and energy to making bigger and cooler things.

Let's get to work.

Matt, The Narcissist Cookbook

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Tiers
$1 or more per thing
$1 or more per Thing 6 patrons
Thank you so so so much for your support. You're making a huge difference in my life as a Person Who Makes The Things. And I really mean it when I say $1 is just as important to me as any other commitment, and I want to hug you until you ask me to stop. 


At this tier, you'll get access to patron-only content (updates, concept work, demos, etc).

$3 or more per thing
$3 or more per Thing 11 patrons
Aaaah, thank yoooou. Your support means I can invest more time and resources into making the Narcissist Cookbook things as cool as they can possibly be, and for that I want to sneak into the background of your dreams and leave little Lucid Dreaming biscuit and flying lesson vouchers where you'll most likely find them.


You'll get access to private demos, concept work, updates, and you'll also get a link to a download of everything I release, be it video, song, EP/album, etc.

$10
$10 or more per Thing 5 patrons
Okay, stop everything, let's talk. We're in the middle of severe economic uncertainty, and so the fact that you've decided to support me to the tune of $10 per Thing means more to me than I'm able to express without blushing and hiding under the stairs. Thank you. You are wonderful.


You'll get the updates, demos and downloads that everyone else gets, and you'll also get a lot of things early. Sometimes a couple of days early, sometimes really quite significantly early. I'll also send out some random treats to $10 subscribers a few times a year, and you'll get pretty big discounts on any merch I put out.

$100
$100 or more per Thing 0 of 3 patrons
We're getting into territory I'm unfamiliar with. I'd like to make something personal for you, so if you choose this tier I'll get in touch and we can work something out. Thank you. I mean... really, you know? Wow.


You will get everything all the other $1-$10 tiers get, and you'll also get a hand-made hard copy of everything I make, as well as one of every piece of merch I put out (shirts, badges, branded parrots, whathaveyou).

$500
$500 or more per Thing 0 of 1 patrons
I'll be in touch to thank you personally, and hopefully I won't make a total arse out of myself while doing it. Your support has changed my life, and for that I may actually be rendered speechless.


As well as all the demos, updates, early releases, merchandise, hard copies, personal projects the other tiers get, I will also come and play a show for you at a venue of your choice. We'll figure it out, don't worry.