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FULL NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE + EARLY ACCESS TO NEW CONTENT

Are you the keymaster? Because I am the gatekeeper, and your $1 a month opens the Naughty Step archive on Patreon, including...

  • My previous parenting columns
  • Columns, interviews, and honest product reviews
  • Non-patronising advice and hacks
  • Early access to new content on Patreon
Basically, all the great parenting-related (and parenting-adjacent) content from previous issues of The Naughty Step newsletter – a couple of months old, maybe – but from a pet-free, smoke-free home.
Get the OG weekly newsletter
$2 per month
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WEEKLY PARENTING EMAIL + ARCHIVE + COMPETITIONS + NEW CONTENT

Get my weekly email of parenting-related (and parenting-adjacent) content, including...

  • My columns!
  • Parenting columns from new mums, tired dads, eco-worriers, adoptive parents, and more!
  • Honest-to-badness product reviews!
  • Serious scientific investigations into mysterious parenting concepts –  like "Montessori", "male PND", and "elimination communication".
  • Parenting MEMES! 
  • Parenting HACKS!
  • Literally JUST SOME STUFF I FOUND LYING AROUND ON THE INTERNET
  • Parenting advice! But the good, supportive kind that actually helps – not the judgy, unsolicited kind, like "Well, my son wasn't too good for baby porridge, but then again he wasn't a fussy, unattractive baby like yours is" etc. 
Plus...
  • Immediately unlock the entire The Naughty Step archive on Patreon
  • Exclusive access to exciting monthly competitions and giveaways
  • Early access to all new content on Patreon!
AMA (Ask Mums Anything)
$3 per month
Reward
INTERVIEW QUESTIONS + Q&A + ALL PREVIOUS BENEFITS

This is NOT Mums Gone Wild. What it IS is a chance to submit your own questions for anyone we interview, and get involved with the Q&A session I will hold (live, by video, or unlive from my hiding place under a desk, depending) every 3 months.

Okay fine, that sounds a bit like Mums Gone Wild, but honestly for $3 a month you'd be lucky.

Plus!
  • Automatic entry to our exclusive monthly competitions and giveaways
  • Subscribe to the weekly newsletter
  • Access to all locked posts
  • Early access to new Patreon content
Get a Naughty Step of your very own!
$50 per monthonly 5 left
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Are you a BRAND, A BORED PLAYBOY, or simply a good, old-fashioned NARCISSIST? Then why not:

Sponsor an issue of The Naughty Step!
Plaster your logo all over the email, send me something to review, get me to talk nice about you to all the nice mums and dads reading, yada yada yada.

Curate an issue of The Naughty Step!
Personalise every inch of the issue to your heart's content! You know, like you're Rihanna and this is an ONLY VERY SLIGHTLY frumpier version of Vogue.

PLEASE NOTE: I really only work with brands that I think could add exceptional potential value to my readers, so please understand that any requests will be closely vetted. Email me for more information.

On a side note, what's it like to be that rich? Is it. nice? I bet it's nice.