The Nerd Gym

is creating Live Online Fitness Classes, Meal Plans & Videos

Select a membership level

Time Travel!

Limited (0 remaining)
reward item
$3
per month
Includes:
  • Up to 1 hour  per month of Live online Fitness Classes. 
  • Access to over 70 class times per month to choose from! - Strength, Cardio, flexibility and nutrition class times are 20 minutes long and can be stacked to make a longer class or taken individually!
  • Custom Meal Plans and Nutrition Classes for YOUR goals!
  • Member's only resources
  • Access to our Discord Server and community support!
CANCEL OR UPGRADE YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT ANY TIME!

HERE'S WHAT TO DO  NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
ALL membership levels have some access to
- live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach and your community

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.

This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!

Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!

Chat with the community.
Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!!
- Melanie Black
______________________________________________

"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today. 

You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!
See you in class! :)
Includes Discord benefits

Mind Control!

Limited (1 remaining)
reward item
$19
per month
Includes:
  • Up to 2 hours and 20 minutes  per month of Live Online Fitness Classes.
  • Access to over 70 class times per month to choose from! - Strength, Cardio, flexibility and nutrition class times are 20 minutes long and can be stacked to make a longer class or taken individually!
  • Custom Meal Plans and Nutrition Classes for YOUR goals!
  • Member's only resources
  • Access to our Discord Server and community support!
CANCEL OR UPGRADE YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT ANY TIME!

HERE'S WHAT TO DO NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
ALL membership levels have some access to
- live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach and your community

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.

This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!

Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!

Chat with the community.
Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!!
- Melanie Black
______________________________________________

"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today.
You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!
See you in class! :)
Includes Discord benefits

Power of Flight!

Limited (21 remaining)
reward item
$42
per month
Includes:
  • Up to 5 hours & 20 minutes per month of Live online Fitness Classes.
  • Access to over 70 class times per month to choose from! - Strength, Cardio, flexibility and nutrition class times are 20 minutes long and can be stacked to make a longer class or taken individually!
  • Custom Meal Plans and Nutrition Classes for YOUR goals!
  • Member's only resources
  • Access to our Discord Server and community support!
CANCEL OR UPGRADE YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT ANY TIME!

HERE'S WHAT TO DO NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
ALL membership levels have some access to
- live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach and your community

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.

This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!

Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!

Chat with the community.
Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!!
- Melanie Black
______________________________________________

"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today.
You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!
See you in class! :)

Includes Discord benefits

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"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today.
You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away.
Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results.
Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!

Here's what to do NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
All Memberships include
- Live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach!

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.
This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!
Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!
Chat with the community. Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!! 
 - Melanie Black
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When we reach our goal of 1,000 patrons, we will upgrade our audio and video equipment and begin adding weekly Patreon Exclusive content that YOU will vote on!
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