The Nerd Gym

is creating Live Online Fitness Classes, Meal Plans & Videos

Select a membership level

Time Travel!

Limited (0 of 45 remaining)
reward item
$3
per month
Includes:
  • Live online Fitness Classes (over 70 class times per month - Strength, Cardio & flexibility)
  • Custom Meal Plans and Nutrition Classes for YOUR goals!
  • Member's only resources
  • Access to our Discord Server and community support!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today!
You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!


HERE'S WHAT TO DO  NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic ALL membership levels have access to
- Unlimited live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach and your community
CHOOSE THE DOLLAR AMOUNT THAT WILL HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE!
The more you spend, the more you will use your membership.
Decide what dollar amount will hold you accountable to your goals.
If you can afford to support the community at a higher membership level, do it! You can take pride in knowing you are helping those less fortunate. If your financial situation sucks right now, get a hand up and grab a low-priced membership! If your situation changes, you can change your membership amount at any time. During non-COVID times, these benefits would only be available at the $140/month level. This is our way of helping out!

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.
This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!
Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!
Chat with the community. Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!!
- Melanie Black
______________________________________________

"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today. 

You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!

During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today!
You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!


Includes Discord benefits

Mind Control!

Limited (0 of 30 remaining)
reward item
$19
per month
Includes:
  • Live online Fitness Classes (over 70 class times per month - Strength, Cardio & flexibility)
  • Custom Meal Plans and Nutrition Classes for YOUR goals!
  • Member's only resources
  • Access to our Discord Server and community support!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today!
You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!


HERE'S WHAT TO DO NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic ALL membership levels have access to
- Unlimited live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach and your community
CHOOSE THE DOLLAR AMOUNT THAT WILL HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE!
The more you spend, the more you will use your membership.
Decide what dollar amount will hold you accountable to your goals.
If you can afford to support the community at a higher membership level, do it! You can take pride in knowing you are helping those less fortunate. If your financial situation sucks right now, get a hand up and grab a low-priced membership! If your situation changes, you can change your membership amount at any time. During non-COVID times, these benefits would only be available at the $140/month level. This is our way of helping out!

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.
This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!
Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!
Chat with the community. Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!!
- Melanie Black
______________________________________________

"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today.
You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!

During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today!
You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!

Includes Discord benefits

Power of Flight!

Limited (23 of 30 remaining)
reward item
$42
per month
Includes:
  • Live online Fitness Classes (over 70 class times per month - Strength, Cardio & flexibility)
  • Custom Meal Plans and Nutrition Classes for YOUR goals!
  • Member's only resources
  • Access to our Discord Server and community support!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today!
You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!


HERE'S WHAT TO DO NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic ALL membership levels have access to
- Unlimited live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach and your community
CHOOSE THE DOLLAR AMOUNT THAT WILL HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE!
The more you spend, the more you will use your membership.
Decide what dollar amount will hold you accountable to your goals.
If you can afford to support the community at a higher membership level, do it! You can take pride in knowing you are helping those less fortunate. If your financial situation sucks right now, get a hand up and grab a low-priced membership! If your situation changes, you can change your membership amount at any time. During non-COVID times, these benefits would only be available at the $140/month level. This is our way of helping out!

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.
This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!
Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!
Chat with the community. Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!!
- Melanie Black
______________________________________________

"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today.
You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!

During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today!
You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!

Includes Discord benefits

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"I want to do MORE WORK so I can feel better LATER." ...Is NOT a thing you said today.
You are thinking about fitness because you want to feel better NOW!
Not later.
Not someday.
RIGHT NOW!

You are in the right place!

Not all fitness programs are made to make you feel better right away. Ours IS!
Not all nutrition plans have guaranteed results. Ours DO!

You know exercise will make you stronger, faster and even more beautiful than you already are.
Exercise should also make you feel better IMMEDIATELY!

Feeling sluggish and stressed???
The Nerd Gym live online classes can get you feeling better in 20 minutes!
Our customized meal plans will make you feel energetic while getting to your goals!

Don't "beat" yourself up with aggressive fitness fads!
Show your body the love and respect it deserves!
The Nerd Gym is a body-positive fitness community.

Membership benefits include live online fitness classes for strength. cardio and flexibility. You will also have live Q&A time with your coach, customized meal plans, fun challenges and more!

Why pack-up and go to a dirty gym with people who don't care?
The Nerd Gym comes to YOU!
Exercise in the comfort of your own home with the encouragement you need to succeed.

Pre-recorded fitness videos are boring AND they don't hold you accountable!
Live Coaching makes exercise fun and more effective too!
Your Coach will adapt the workout to YOUR fitness level and your goals!

During the COVID-19 Pandemic, ALL membership levels include unlimited live classes!
Join today! You can change or cancel your membership at any time, no questions asked!

Here's what to do NEXT!

1: CHOOSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
During the COVID-19 Pandemic ALL membership levels have access to
- Unlimited live classes
- Meal plans & Nutrition Classes
- Live support with your coach
CHOOSE THE DOLLAR AMOUNT THAT WILL HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE!
The more you spend, the more you will use your membership. Decide what dollar amount will hold you accountable to your goals.
If you can afford to support the community at a higher membership level, do it! You can take pride in knowing you are helping those less fortunate. If your financial situation sucks right now, get a hand up and grab a low-priced membership! If your situation changes, you can change your membership amount at any time. During non-COVID times, these benefits would only be available at the $140/month level. This is our way of helping out!

2: GET YOUR FREE ORIENTATION!
After you sign up, go to https://go.oncehub.com/MelanieBlack
Pick a time for a FREE 15 minute one-on-one orientation with your coach, Melanie Black.
This is how you get access to the SECRET membership website with live classes, custom meal plans and more!

3: FEEL GREAT FAST!!!
Go to classes. - Exercise classes de-stress and get you feelin' your best RIGHT AWAY!
Get your Meal Plan. The perfect plan for your goals and YOUR taste-buds is just a click away!
Chat with the community. Nerd Gym Nerds are supportive, body-positive, Identity-Positive AWESOME humans! Introduce yourself with your Name, Pronouns and what your goals are. Your Nerd Gym community will give you the support and encouragement you need to succeed!!!

TOGETHER, WE CAN DO THIS!!!
I believe in YOU!!!! 
 - Melanie Black
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When we reach our goal of 1,000 patrons, we will upgrade our audio and video equipment and begin adding weekly Patreon Exclusive content that YOU will vote on!
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