Nobodies Watching Wrestling is creating wrestling review YouTube videos
133

patrons

$683
per month
We're The Nobodies, three Brooklyn nightlife weirdos who stumbled into this great thing where we talk about professional wrestling and you all enjoy it for some reason. Making these deranged recap videos is genuinely a whole lot of fun, and we're thrilled that you guys are having fun with us. To keep generating high-quality content at a decent pace, we're working pretty hard (including the huge volunteer efforts put forth behind the scenes by awesome tech people). Since we don't want to charge for our content, this page is a way for us to get a little help, and to give back to the people who help us. To our patrons: you guys are making it possible for us to live out a dream we didn't even know we had. And to all our fans: we can't tell you how happy it makes us that there are people out there who want more of what we're putting out. Thanks to everyone who even read this far! xoxo, The Nobodies
Tiers
The People's Elbow
$1 or more per month 54 patrons
  • THANKS: We'll add your name to the credits of each of our videos.
Knockout Punch
$5 or more per month 45 patrons
  • LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS: access to monthly private video of us performing, bantering, carrying, or otherwise being idiots at our live shows.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Phoenix Splash
$10 or more per month 8 patrons
  • ASK A NOBODY: Submit a question that we will answer in the monthly podcast.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Stone Cold Stunner
$15 or more per month 9 patrons
  • THANKS A LOT: We'll read your name at the end of one of our monthly videos. Impress your friends with your new-found internet fame, or increase name recognition for your business or product.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Bank Statement
$20 or more per month 11 patrons
  • REQUEST-A-READ: Each month, we'll make a short video on the subject of your choice. Pick a wrestler, a specific outfit, a move, or even a picture of one of your friends, and we'll share our thoughts.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Yes Lock
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
  • HEY, NICE PATCH: At this level, you will be sent a patch with an exclusive, Patreon-only design by @emilyladyart to sew onto your cool jacket or backpack or whatever. Or glue it, we're not your mom. (Bearica is still your stepmom, though.)
  • Plus all previous rewards.
DDT
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • REQUEST-A-MATCH: At this level, you can request a specific match for us to review during our weekly classic roundup. Remember: we're only doing one a week, so your submission will be added to a queue. We WILL get to it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Glam Slam
$60 or more per month 1 patron
  • HEY, NICE T-SHIRT: At this level, you will be sent a t-shirt with an exclusive, Patreon-only design by @keishacedenoart. Everyone will want to know where you got it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Attitude Adjustment
$300 or more per month 0 patrons
  • QUEEN FOR A DAY: For this amount, we will put you in full drag. (Transportation not included, so redeeming this will have to wait until you're in NYC or we're wherever you are.)
  • Plus all previous rewards.
The Queen's Crossbow
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
  • SIT ON THE COUCH: That's right, for $500, you can be a special guest on an episode of Nobodies Watching Wrestling. Again, specifically sitting on the couch means that you have to get your ass to NYC yourself. But if you want to record yourself talking about a match, we can edit it into our banter somehow. We're creative. For this amount of money, we'll work it out.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Goals
$683 of $1,000 per month
At this level, we'll begin releasing WEEKLY reviews of classic matches. Same delicious couch format, brand new material. (In that it will be even older material.)
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We're The Nobodies, three Brooklyn nightlife weirdos who stumbled into this great thing where we talk about professional wrestling and you all enjoy it for some reason. Making these deranged recap videos is genuinely a whole lot of fun, and we're thrilled that you guys are having fun with us. To keep generating high-quality content at a decent pace, we're working pretty hard (including the huge volunteer efforts put forth behind the scenes by awesome tech people). Since we don't want to charge for our content, this page is a way for us to get a little help, and to give back to the people who help us. To our patrons: you guys are making it possible for us to live out a dream we didn't even know we had. And to all our fans: we can't tell you how happy it makes us that there are people out there who want more of what we're putting out. Thanks to everyone who even read this far! xoxo, The Nobodies

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Tiers
The People's Elbow
$1 or more per month 54 patrons
  • THANKS: We'll add your name to the credits of each of our videos.
Knockout Punch
$5 or more per month 45 patrons
  • LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS: access to monthly private video of us performing, bantering, carrying, or otherwise being idiots at our live shows.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Phoenix Splash
$10 or more per month 8 patrons
  • ASK A NOBODY: Submit a question that we will answer in the monthly podcast.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Stone Cold Stunner
$15 or more per month 9 patrons
  • THANKS A LOT: We'll read your name at the end of one of our monthly videos. Impress your friends with your new-found internet fame, or increase name recognition for your business or product.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Bank Statement
$20 or more per month 11 patrons
  • REQUEST-A-READ: Each month, we'll make a short video on the subject of your choice. Pick a wrestler, a specific outfit, a move, or even a picture of one of your friends, and we'll share our thoughts.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Yes Lock
$30 or more per month 0 patrons
  • HEY, NICE PATCH: At this level, you will be sent a patch with an exclusive, Patreon-only design by @emilyladyart to sew onto your cool jacket or backpack or whatever. Or glue it, we're not your mom. (Bearica is still your stepmom, though.)
  • Plus all previous rewards.
DDT
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
  • REQUEST-A-MATCH: At this level, you can request a specific match for us to review during our weekly classic roundup. Remember: we're only doing one a week, so your submission will be added to a queue. We WILL get to it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Glam Slam
$60 or more per month 1 patron
  • HEY, NICE T-SHIRT: At this level, you will be sent a t-shirt with an exclusive, Patreon-only design by @keishacedenoart. Everyone will want to know where you got it.
  • Plus all previous rewards.
Attitude Adjustment
$300 or more per month 0 patrons
  • QUEEN FOR A DAY: For this amount, we will put you in full drag. (Transportation not included, so redeeming this will have to wait until you're in NYC or we're wherever you are.)
  • Plus all previous rewards.
The Queen's Crossbow
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
  • SIT ON THE COUCH: That's right, for $500, you can be a special guest on an episode of Nobodies Watching Wrestling. Again, specifically sitting on the couch means that you have to get your ass to NYC yourself. But if you want to record yourself talking about a match, we can edit it into our banter somehow. We're creative. For this amount of money, we'll work it out.
  • Plus all previous rewards.