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About The Olognion

The O(logn)ion is a growing, highly efficient, exquisite technology news source. Created in year 67BK (before Kubernetes), we've been diligently reporting on software engineering, technology, startups and innovation.

Unfortunately, our archives have been wiped in year 14BK due to the Y2K problem, which forced us to close down. In 6AK we are ready to do our duty again, to undertake the most important job of all.

We are here to serve you and our corporate sponsors.
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