the parasprite is creating Magnificent Horse Words
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Hi there! I'm the parasprite!

You've probably seen me posting on FIMFiction. I'm so sorry if you have. If you're lucky enough to have avoided me 'till now, here's the rundown: I'm a 20something waste of argon who, among so many fascinating other things, writes horse fanfiction that people like to read (for some reason... Yeah, I don't get it either).

The thing is, life is expensive. I'm sure you all know that firsthand. It's difficult to write anything on these internets when I have to struggle to make ends meet. So, if you guys want to help me out by donating a few dollars here and there so that I can spend more time writing about horses and less time asking people if they want fries with that, I'd be grateful.

I mean, I'm not gonna, like, thank you, or anything, but, like, if you did that, I'd, like, thank you, or something, huh huh huh.

There's a lot you can get out of me if you ask the right way. I'll do stories, blogs, collabs, naked pict commissions, whatever you want. If you donated and you want me to write something for you, just send me a PM on my FIMFiction account with your name and your idea, and we can chat and figure out how to make it work with my writing style and all that.
Tiers
[generic comment about your generosity]
$1 or more per month
You are beautiful, fragrant, and limpid. I will put your name on a list of people who support my sinful lifestyle. This list will appear on my blog, my profile, and story notes.
You are a valued member of the god damn community
$5 or more per month
Not only are you beautiful, fragrant, and limpid, but you may also request your very own micro-dose of word trash from me in the story collection What In Equestria Is This? Naturally, the previous rewards apply as well.
You smell like fresh blueberry pie
$10 or more per month
You make me tingle in special places. For your kindness, I will write you up to 5,000 words of lovingly crafted artistic garbage. It will be the best 5,000 words of garbage you ever read. You also get all the limpidness and my love, too.
Helps me stay healthy and write more My Little Pony™ fanfiction
$25 or more per month
You have given me $25. I will mix this $25 with mango juice and bat-filly art using a blender and drink the resulting sludge. You will benefit from this act because I will then sit at my computer and write you up to 10,000 words of pony, in addition to you getting on the list of Patreon hosts.
Click this button 2 win
$50 or more per month
Congratulations! You are splendid! Magnificent! Amazing! Wonderful! I congratulate you for your success! Your reward in exchange for your $50 will be a sense of pride and accomplishment at being on the list of donors. (Also, I will write a story of up to around 25,000 words in length for you).
why
$100 or more per month
 Well, if you're gonna give me that much money, I'm not gonna complain. I'll write you up to 50,000 words of horsetrash.
words
$250 or more per month
Uh, you can just have everything on the list at once from here on up. You flibber my gibbit.
words
$500 or more per month
We go to a circus and sleep in the clown cages together after hours. You are never the same, but I have always been the same. What do you want from me? 
why
$1,000 or more per month
get out of my life
Goals
0% complete
I will review Past Sins and explain to you why the first story's Nyx is not a Mary Sue.
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Hi there! I'm the parasprite!

You've probably seen me posting on FIMFiction. I'm so sorry if you have. If you're lucky enough to have avoided me 'till now, here's the rundown: I'm a 20something waste of argon who, among so many fascinating other things, writes horse fanfiction that people like to read (for some reason... Yeah, I don't get it either).

The thing is, life is expensive. I'm sure you all know that firsthand. It's difficult to write anything on these internets when I have to struggle to make ends meet. So, if you guys want to help me out by donating a few dollars here and there so that I can spend more time writing about horses and less time asking people if they want fries with that, I'd be grateful.

I mean, I'm not gonna, like, thank you, or anything, but, like, if you did that, I'd, like, thank you, or something, huh huh huh.

There's a lot you can get out of me if you ask the right way. I'll do stories, blogs, collabs, naked pict commissions, whatever you want. If you donated and you want me to write something for you, just send me a PM on my FIMFiction account with your name and your idea, and we can chat and figure out how to make it work with my writing style and all that.

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Tiers
[generic comment about your generosity]
$1 or more per month
You are beautiful, fragrant, and limpid. I will put your name on a list of people who support my sinful lifestyle. This list will appear on my blog, my profile, and story notes.
You are a valued member of the god damn community
$5 or more per month
Not only are you beautiful, fragrant, and limpid, but you may also request your very own micro-dose of word trash from me in the story collection What In Equestria Is This? Naturally, the previous rewards apply as well.
You smell like fresh blueberry pie
$10 or more per month
You make me tingle in special places. For your kindness, I will write you up to 5,000 words of lovingly crafted artistic garbage. It will be the best 5,000 words of garbage you ever read. You also get all the limpidness and my love, too.
Helps me stay healthy and write more My Little Pony™ fanfiction
$25 or more per month
You have given me $25. I will mix this $25 with mango juice and bat-filly art using a blender and drink the resulting sludge. You will benefit from this act because I will then sit at my computer and write you up to 10,000 words of pony, in addition to you getting on the list of Patreon hosts.
Click this button 2 win
$50 or more per month
Congratulations! You are splendid! Magnificent! Amazing! Wonderful! I congratulate you for your success! Your reward in exchange for your $50 will be a sense of pride and accomplishment at being on the list of donors. (Also, I will write a story of up to around 25,000 words in length for you).
why
$100 or more per month
 Well, if you're gonna give me that much money, I'm not gonna complain. I'll write you up to 50,000 words of horsetrash.
words
$250 or more per month
Uh, you can just have everything on the list at once from here on up. You flibber my gibbit.
words
$500 or more per month
We go to a circus and sleep in the clown cages together after hours. You are never the same, but I have always been the same. What do you want from me? 
why
$1,000 or more per month
get out of my life