Ralph Garman is creating a daily audio show!
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Welcome to THE RALPH REPORT, gang! 

TRR is my new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day, five days a week, Monday thru Friday! Newsmakers, heartbreakers, showbiz fakers ... we'll talk about all of them here, together, on THE RALPH REPORT. I'll also be doing special "in the field" reports, sitting down with some of my friends for interviews, doing some TV and movie reviews, AND even making some fun video reports.

And, as always, a big THANK YOU to YOU, the ever-loyal members of the Garmy, for your endless support! Subscriptions for THE RALPH REPORT come in several tiers, so take a look at all of them, see which one grabs you, and click on "BECOME A PATRON"!.

Then, stick me in your ears and let's have some fun!
Tiers
One-Star Garmy General
$3 or more per month
  • As a One-Star General in the Garmy, you'll be served up a new, piping hot bowl of THE RALPH REPORT  each weekday to enjoy as you see fit! (Clothing optional.)
Two-Star Garmy General
$5 or more per month
  • As a Two-Star General in the Garmy, you'll also receive the latest THE RALPH REPORT to stuff in your earholes! 


  • PLUS, you will receive additional bonus audio and video content several times a month! (For example, Ralph's sit down interviews with folks more famous and/or funny than he is, a special video tour of Ralph's vintage Batman collection, and other cool, upcoming stuff like that.)
Three-Star Garmy General
$10 or more per month
 
  • As a Three-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph! Talk about the show, suggest ideas, and just generally shoot the shit every month!
Four-Star Garmy General
$20 or more per month
  • As a Four-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph


  • PLUS, you will receive an exclusive personalized AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO and THE RALPH REPORT sticker!


  • PLUS, you will get a special 25% discount on all merchandise available in THE RALPH REPORT store!


  • PLUS, you will be entered into a monthly drawing where five Four-Star Garmy Generals will be chosen at random to receive a personal  "thank you" phone call from Ralph to discuss THE RALPH REPORT or any other damn thing you want! A one-on-one "shoutout"!
Welcome to THE RALPH REPORT, gang! 

TRR is my new way of bringing you my take on the current events of the day, five days a week, Monday thru Friday! Newsmakers, heartbreakers, showbiz fakers ... we'll talk about all of them here, together, on THE RALPH REPORT. I'll also be doing special "in the field" reports, sitting down with some of my friends for interviews, doing some TV and movie reviews, AND even making some fun video reports.

And, as always, a big THANK YOU to YOU, the ever-loyal members of the Garmy, for your endless support! Subscriptions for THE RALPH REPORT come in several tiers, so take a look at all of them, see which one grabs you, and click on "BECOME A PATRON"!.

Then, stick me in your ears and let's have some fun!

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Tiers
One-Star Garmy General
$3 or more per month
  • As a One-Star General in the Garmy, you'll be served up a new, piping hot bowl of THE RALPH REPORT  each weekday to enjoy as you see fit! (Clothing optional.)
Two-Star Garmy General
$5 or more per month
  • As a Two-Star General in the Garmy, you'll also receive the latest THE RALPH REPORT to stuff in your earholes! 


  • PLUS, you will receive additional bonus audio and video content several times a month! (For example, Ralph's sit down interviews with folks more famous and/or funny than he is, a special video tour of Ralph's vintage Batman collection, and other cool, upcoming stuff like that.)
Three-Star Garmy General
$10 or more per month
 
  • As a Three-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph! Talk about the show, suggest ideas, and just generally shoot the shit every month!
Four-Star Garmy General
$20 or more per month
  • As a Four-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph


  • PLUS, you will receive an exclusive personalized AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO and THE RALPH REPORT sticker!


  • PLUS, you will get a special 25% discount on all merchandise available in THE RALPH REPORT store!


  • PLUS, you will be entered into a monthly drawing where five Four-Star Garmy Generals will be chosen at random to receive a personal  "thank you" phone call from Ralph to discuss THE RALPH REPORT or any other damn thing you want! A one-on-one "shoutout"!