Ralph Garman is creating a daily audio show!
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Tiers
One-Star Garmy General
$3 or more per month
  • As a One-Star General in the Garmy, you'll be served up a new, piping hot bowl of THE RALPH REPORT  each weekday to enjoy as you see fit! (Clothing optional.)
Two-Star Garmy General
$5 or more per month
  • As a Two-Star General in the Garmy, you'll also receive the latest THE RALPH REPORT to stuff in your earholes! 


  • PLUS, you will receive additional bonus audio and video content several times a month! (For example, Ralph's sit down interviews with folks more famous and/or funny than he is, a special video tour of Ralph's vintage Batman collection, and other cool, upcoming stuff like that.)
Three-Star Garmy General
$10 or more per month
 
  • As a Three-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph! Talk about the show, suggest ideas, and just generally shoot the shit every month!
Four-Star Garmy General
$20 or more per month
  • As a Four-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph


  • PLUS, you will receive an exclusive personalized AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO and THE RALPH REPORT sticker!


  • PLUS, you will get a special 25% discount on all merchandise available in THE RALPH REPORT store!


  • PLUS, you will be entered into a monthly drawing where five Four-Star Garmy Generals will be chosen at random to receive a personal  "thank you" phone call from Ralph to discuss THE RALPH REPORT or any other damn thing you want! A one-on-one "shoutout"!


  • PLUS, weekly VIDEO MESSAGES from Ralph with EXCLUSIVE UPDATES about his personal and professional worlds!
Tiers
One-Star Garmy General
$3 or more per month
  • As a One-Star General in the Garmy, you'll be served up a new, piping hot bowl of THE RALPH REPORT  each weekday to enjoy as you see fit! (Clothing optional.)
Two-Star Garmy General
$5 or more per month
  • As a Two-Star General in the Garmy, you'll also receive the latest THE RALPH REPORT to stuff in your earholes! 


  • PLUS, you will receive additional bonus audio and video content several times a month! (For example, Ralph's sit down interviews with folks more famous and/or funny than he is, a special video tour of Ralph's vintage Batman collection, and other cool, upcoming stuff like that.)
Three-Star Garmy General
$10 or more per month
 
  • As a Three-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph! Talk about the show, suggest ideas, and just generally shoot the shit every month!
Four-Star Garmy General
$20 or more per month
  • As a Four-Star General in the Garmy, you'll receive the latest episode of THE RALPH REPORT !


  • PLUS, you will receive the additional bonus audio and video content


  • PLUS, you will be invited to the exclusive monthly LIVE CHATS with Ralph


  • PLUS, you will receive an exclusive personalized AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO and THE RALPH REPORT sticker!


  • PLUS, you will get a special 25% discount on all merchandise available in THE RALPH REPORT store!


  • PLUS, you will be entered into a monthly drawing where five Four-Star Garmy Generals will be chosen at random to receive a personal  "thank you" phone call from Ralph to discuss THE RALPH REPORT or any other damn thing you want! A one-on-one "shoutout"!


  • PLUS, weekly VIDEO MESSAGES from Ralph with EXCLUSIVE UPDATES about his personal and professional worlds!