The Real Citizens United are creating comedy as a political tactic, not just to make fun of politics
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Like it or not, the rules of politics have been butt-wiped and thrown away. I've lived in DC for 5 years and done comedy for 10, but I just quit my cushy government job to put my money where my mouth is and embrace the new rules. It's time to embrace the weird. We don't need to read the news anymore, we need to make it. 

We need reality, not reality TV. We need comedy mixed into the drama. We need The Real Citizens United: normal people becoming superheroes and going to Congress every week, Constitutional Crisis Actors using their bodies and minds to experiment with activism tactics. I invite you to legiSLAY with me - either by gaining access with your wallet here on Patreon and/or by actually giving yourself and whatever you have to offer (at our website below).

There are actually 700,000 real people here in DC. We've got ZERO vote in Congress, but we've got location, location, location. No marches, no petitions, no postcards, no talking points. Just desperate people begging their neighbors for a vote. What does it take to get them to give a crap?

We're creating a movement to experiment and find out. It won't be easy, and we'll need some money for props, robots, video equipment, permits, food, and possibly bail. Hopefully not bail.

www.TheRealCitizensUnited.com

Let's Re-Do Democracy. It's too important to be this miserable.
Tiers
Sidekick
$3 or more per month
You're on your way to superhero! You get a vote on what we do and gain access to the behind-the-scenes Real Citizens United swamp squad feed, and you get to vote on what we do.
Video Heroes
$7 or more per month
You're a producer of our show - you'll get a shoutout in our videos. You'll also get to vote on our slogan and such, as well as gain access to the super-sexy, wicked-smart, inside-the-squad feed.
Zinesters
$15 or more per month
Woof. You get an exclusive RCU zine + all the above (access to the squad feed, a vote in squad business, and a shout out in videos).  If you want to send it outside the US, you gotta include some postage baby!
Champion Hero
$50 or more per month
We lay down before your might. You get all that stuff up there, but you also get to be an official superhero. We will take your cardboard cutout head (or something else that represents the source of your powers) along with us to the Capitol to lobby with us.
Goals
17 of 300 patrons
If we reach 300 patrons, Filiblaster will allow strangers to tickle him in a torture chamber in front of the White House.
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Like it or not, the rules of politics have been butt-wiped and thrown away. I've lived in DC for 5 years and done comedy for 10, but I just quit my cushy government job to put my money where my mouth is and embrace the new rules. It's time to embrace the weird. We don't need to read the news anymore, we need to make it. 

We need reality, not reality TV. We need comedy mixed into the drama. We need The Real Citizens United: normal people becoming superheroes and going to Congress every week, Constitutional Crisis Actors using their bodies and minds to experiment with activism tactics. I invite you to legiSLAY with me - either by gaining access with your wallet here on Patreon and/or by actually giving yourself and whatever you have to offer (at our website below).

There are actually 700,000 real people here in DC. We've got ZERO vote in Congress, but we've got location, location, location. No marches, no petitions, no postcards, no talking points. Just desperate people begging their neighbors for a vote. What does it take to get them to give a crap?

We're creating a movement to experiment and find out. It won't be easy, and we'll need some money for props, robots, video equipment, permits, food, and possibly bail. Hopefully not bail.

www.TheRealCitizensUnited.com

Let's Re-Do Democracy. It's too important to be this miserable.

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Tiers
Sidekick
$3 or more per month
You're on your way to superhero! You get a vote on what we do and gain access to the behind-the-scenes Real Citizens United swamp squad feed, and you get to vote on what we do.
Video Heroes
$7 or more per month
You're a producer of our show - you'll get a shoutout in our videos. You'll also get to vote on our slogan and such, as well as gain access to the super-sexy, wicked-smart, inside-the-squad feed.
Zinesters
$15 or more per month
Woof. You get an exclusive RCU zine + all the above (access to the squad feed, a vote in squad business, and a shout out in videos).  If you want to send it outside the US, you gotta include some postage baby!
Champion Hero
$50 or more per month
We lay down before your might. You get all that stuff up there, but you also get to be an official superhero. We will take your cardboard cutout head (or something else that represents the source of your powers) along with us to the Capitol to lobby with us.