The Sarcastic Nutritionist is creating food and beverage inspired MEMES+ART+APPAREL+HOME GOODS
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patrons

HIGH5
Awesome-sauce! Thanks for (at least thinking about) joining The Sarcastic Nutritionist Patreon community. We are doing a little happy dance over here just knowing you stopped by. 

THE DEETS ON US
The Sarcastic Nutritionist is the brain-child of Josh and then about two years ago Stephanie joined the side-hustle. We are both dietitians, both are passionate about making you laugh, both get calls from our parents when the occasional "fuck" is in our content. Josh designs everything in house and Stephanie has a spreadsheet for everything... literally, every.thing. We started this as a creative outlet but now want to push it next level. 

GIVE ME THAT NEXT LEVEL SHIT!
This is where YOU come into the picture. At the most basic level, your subscription means you’ll get access to exclusive Patreon content and early access to our creations. From there it’s about special discounts or other perks that may tickle your fancy.

WANNA JOIN US? Hell Yeah!
Perks, early access, more of all. the. things! Oh, and you'lll help us do other amazing shit like create NEW merch, new MEMES, produce bonus content, keeping you and your feed fresh. 

Cheers, 
Josh and Stephanie
Tiers
CARB CLUB Tier
$1 or more per month
  • One dollar gets our eternal thank-you and....
  • Access to our Patreon feed for exclusive TSN behind the scenes, news, announcements and ALL the laughs. 
SEXY BEETCH Tier
$3 or more per month
  • A chance to win a weekly giveaway which will be posted on our Patreon feed.
  • Plus all the earlier benefits.
DIY ART Tier
$5 or more per month
  • New food inspired string art template each month. 
  • FREE access to ALL our existing AND future digital prints.
  • Plus all SEXY BEETCH and CARB CLUB perks!


CHAMOMILE THE FUCK DOWN Tier
$10 or more per month
  • You will get a shout out on our social media. 
  • Your name will be listed on our booth when we attend large events.
  • ...and all the above amazingness!
SUNSHINE AND WINE Tier
$20 or more per month
  • Every 3 months you will receive a TSN digital wallpaper for your computer or smartphone.
  • 10% OFF to our shop!
  • and the shout out, and the raffle, and the digital downloads.
PART OF TSN CREW Tier
$40 or more per month
  • Every month your will get a physical piece of mail from The Sarcastic Nutritionist!
  • Will turn one of our designs into a poster with a special message just for you!
  • 20% OFF Code to our shop
  • and the shout out, and the raffle, and the digital downloads, and the raffle.... you know the drill
  • and ALL.THE.THINGS!
Goals
43 of 50 patrons
When we hit 50 patronswe will celebrate with free shipping for the day!
1 of 1
HIGH5
Awesome-sauce! Thanks for (at least thinking about) joining The Sarcastic Nutritionist Patreon community. We are doing a little happy dance over here just knowing you stopped by. 

THE DEETS ON US
The Sarcastic Nutritionist is the brain-child of Josh and then about two years ago Stephanie joined the side-hustle. We are both dietitians, both are passionate about making you laugh, both get calls from our parents when the occasional "fuck" is in our content. Josh designs everything in house and Stephanie has a spreadsheet for everything... literally, every.thing. We started this as a creative outlet but now want to push it next level. 

GIVE ME THAT NEXT LEVEL SHIT!
This is where YOU come into the picture. At the most basic level, your subscription means you’ll get access to exclusive Patreon content and early access to our creations. From there it’s about special discounts or other perks that may tickle your fancy.

WANNA JOIN US? Hell Yeah!
Perks, early access, more of all. the. things! Oh, and you'lll help us do other amazing shit like create NEW merch, new MEMES, produce bonus content, keeping you and your feed fresh. 

Cheers, 
Josh and Stephanie

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Tiers
CARB CLUB Tier
$1 or more per month
  • One dollar gets our eternal thank-you and....
  • Access to our Patreon feed for exclusive TSN behind the scenes, news, announcements and ALL the laughs. 
SEXY BEETCH Tier
$3 or more per month
  • A chance to win a weekly giveaway which will be posted on our Patreon feed.
  • Plus all the earlier benefits.
DIY ART Tier
$5 or more per month
  • New food inspired string art template each month. 
  • FREE access to ALL our existing AND future digital prints.
  • Plus all SEXY BEETCH and CARB CLUB perks!


CHAMOMILE THE FUCK DOWN Tier
$10 or more per month
  • You will get a shout out on our social media. 
  • Your name will be listed on our booth when we attend large events.
  • ...and all the above amazingness!
SUNSHINE AND WINE Tier
$20 or more per month
  • Every 3 months you will receive a TSN digital wallpaper for your computer or smartphone.
  • 10% OFF to our shop!
  • and the shout out, and the raffle, and the digital downloads.
PART OF TSN CREW Tier
$40 or more per month
  • Every month your will get a physical piece of mail from The Sarcastic Nutritionist!
  • Will turn one of our designs into a poster with a special message just for you!
  • 20% OFF Code to our shop
  • and the shout out, and the raffle, and the digital downloads, and the raffle.... you know the drill
  • and ALL.THE.THINGS!