The Sarcastic Nutritionist is creating food and beverage inspired MEMES+ART+APPAREL+HOME GOODS

CARB CLUB Tier

$1 /mo
  • One dollar gets our eternal thank-you and....
  • Access to our Patreon feed for exclusive TSN behind the scenes, news, announcements and ALL the laughs. 

SEXY BEETCH Tier

$3 /mo
  • A chance to win a weekly giveaway which will be posted on our Patreon feed.
  • Plus all the earlier benefits.

DIY ART Tier

$5 /mo
  • New food inspired string art template each month. 
  • FREE access to ALL our existing AND future digital prints.
  • Plus all SEXY BEETCH and CARB CLUB perks!


CHAMOMILE THE FUCK DOWN Tier

$10 /mo
  • You will get a shout out on our social media. 
  • Your name will be listed on our booth when we attend large events.
  • ...and all the above amazingness!

SUNSHINE AND WINE Tier

$20 /mo
  • Every 3 months you will receive a TSN digital wallpaper for your computer or smartphone.
  • Invite to Patron-Only “SUNSHINE AND WINE with US!” live Google Hangouts held once a month....
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PART OF TSN CREW Tier

$40 /mo
  • Every month your will get a physical piece of mail from The Sarcastic Nutritionist!
  • Will turn one of our designs into a poster with a special message just for you!
  • We wil...
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