The Schmuck Squad is creating Schmucks
197

patrons

$1,273
per month
Hey guys!

We’re The Schmuck Squad! Creators of series like The Seven Deadly Schmucks, Akame ga Kill! Abridged!, MAGI: The Abridged Series of Magic, and many other parody series! We’ve had fun making abridged content over the years, and hope to continue to do so. We’re thankful for all the support that you - the loyal schmucks - have given us over the years. We want to say thank you from the bottom of our schmucky little hearts.

So why do we want your money? Well...we kind of realized that have too much on our plate! (There are only so many editors we can lock up in our basement to get this all done.) In order to fix this, we’re looking to hire some extra help to help get content out at a steadier pace! The majority of our Patreon proceeds would be going  to the channel to help increase content production and quality. By reaching out Patreon goals, we'd be able to put more time into making the content you’ve know and love...or hate...lovingly.

The pledges here are in no means a way of payment for episodes. The pledges just help us get the episodes out faster. Regardless of how much we make from this, we still plan on making the best possible content we can. We just want to get our content to you guys as fast as possible because we love you! Especially you, person that is reading this!. You know who you are.

Your support will help the future of The Schmuck Squad. Our dream is to not only continue to work on what you’ve come to love from us, but to also create original content one day!

From all of us here at The Schmuck Squad, we want to say thank you for taking the time to read this. We hope to serve you the best way we know how: by being total schmucks! And… making you laugh...or cringe laugh...whatever floats your boat! We love you!
Rewards
$1 Schmuckitier Tier
$1 or more per month 87 patrons
Access to our patron only discord server, where you can interact with us schmucks more easily and talk to other fans of our nonsense. Additionally, you get access to patron only polls and sneak peek photos when we release them!

We also will be moving full episodes to be viewable by this tier if YouTube ever blocks or strikes that video, ensuring that you'll always be able to see our episodes on time no matter what!
Includes Discord rewards
$5 Schmuckitier Tier
$5 or more per month 10 patrons
On this tier, you get everything we have on the $1 tier, plus access to patron only previews, Works in progress, behind the scenes videos, and blooper reels whenever we release them! Peek behind the scenes at Schmucks HQ to see it for the raging garbage fire that it is~
Includes Discord rewards
The 7 Deadly Dollar Tier
$7 or more per month 109 patrons
Hey there cool guy~

On this tier, you get access to everything on the $1 and $5 tiers, but also get to see full episodes before they're released on YouTube!

If that wasn't enough, you'll also get access to our once monthly patron only live stream, where you can join in with us and play games, hang out, and have fun! This tier also gives you access to Ban's cover songs, Schmucks react content, and any other Patreon exclusive stuff we think you might like!
Includes Discord rewards
$20 Schmuckitier Tier
$20 or more per month 10 patrons
Holy wow!! You like us! You really like us!

At this tier, you get all $1, $5, and $7 rewards, and we will say thank you to you. Monthly. Every month, one of us schmucks will write this whole tier one big thank you note, record it, and post it here.

Also you guys get to laugh even more (hopefully) because you get to read all the scripts to everything we've ever released on any of our channels!! (We're still working on posting those, but they're coming soon!!)
Includes Discord rewards
$50 Schmuckitier Tier
$50 or more per month 6 of 20 patrons
THANK YOU, MAGICAL GENEROUS PERSON

At this tier you get everything that came before, plus once per month you can ask one of our cast members to record anything you want! (with some limits)

Your name onscreen and in the description of every future video!


  • 200 word limit.
  • NO HATE SPEECH 
  • Nothing sexual (But Ban is a exception)
  • Please reach out to us to have us do the recording so we can organize it and send it to you
Includes Discord rewards
$100 Schmuckitier Tier
$100 or more per month 2 of 7 patrons
Words cannot describe our gratitude. Maybe gifts will. When we're able to, we'll send you custom stuff in the mail or do something cool for you.

One time we sent someone physical scripts to unreleased episodes, a custom T-shirt we got designed just for them, a hand written thank you note, and a badge to one of the conventions we attended in the past.

Another person jump-started another episode of a long dead abridged series.

Who knows what's possible with this tier? Not us. Presents are kinda irregular and random, as a forewarning.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$1,273 of $1,500 per month
When we hit $1500 per month, we'll be able to continue making content at a faster rate.
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Hey guys!

We’re The Schmuck Squad! Creators of series like The Seven Deadly Schmucks, Akame ga Kill! Abridged!, MAGI: The Abridged Series of Magic, and many other parody series! We’ve had fun making abridged content over the years, and hope to continue to do so. We’re thankful for all the support that you - the loyal schmucks - have given us over the years. We want to say thank you from the bottom of our schmucky little hearts.

So why do we want your money? Well...we kind of realized that have too much on our plate! (There are only so many editors we can lock up in our basement to get this all done.) In order to fix this, we’re looking to hire some extra help to help get content out at a steadier pace! The majority of our Patreon proceeds would be going  to the channel to help increase content production and quality. By reaching out Patreon goals, we'd be able to put more time into making the content you’ve know and love...or hate...lovingly.

The pledges here are in no means a way of payment for episodes. The pledges just help us get the episodes out faster. Regardless of how much we make from this, we still plan on making the best possible content we can. We just want to get our content to you guys as fast as possible because we love you! Especially you, person that is reading this!. You know who you are.

Your support will help the future of The Schmuck Squad. Our dream is to not only continue to work on what you’ve come to love from us, but to also create original content one day!

From all of us here at The Schmuck Squad, we want to say thank you for taking the time to read this. We hope to serve you the best way we know how: by being total schmucks! And… making you laugh...or cringe laugh...whatever floats your boat! We love you!

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Rewards
$1 Schmuckitier Tier
$1 or more per month 87 patrons
Access to our patron only discord server, where you can interact with us schmucks more easily and talk to other fans of our nonsense. Additionally, you get access to patron only polls and sneak peek photos when we release them!

We also will be moving full episodes to be viewable by this tier if YouTube ever blocks or strikes that video, ensuring that you'll always be able to see our episodes on time no matter what!
Includes Discord rewards
$5 Schmuckitier Tier
$5 or more per month 10 patrons
On this tier, you get everything we have on the $1 tier, plus access to patron only previews, Works in progress, behind the scenes videos, and blooper reels whenever we release them! Peek behind the scenes at Schmucks HQ to see it for the raging garbage fire that it is~
Includes Discord rewards
The 7 Deadly Dollar Tier
$7 or more per month 109 patrons
Hey there cool guy~

On this tier, you get access to everything on the $1 and $5 tiers, but also get to see full episodes before they're released on YouTube!

If that wasn't enough, you'll also get access to our once monthly patron only live stream, where you can join in with us and play games, hang out, and have fun! This tier also gives you access to Ban's cover songs, Schmucks react content, and any other Patreon exclusive stuff we think you might like!
Includes Discord rewards
$20 Schmuckitier Tier
$20 or more per month 10 patrons
Holy wow!! You like us! You really like us!

At this tier, you get all $1, $5, and $7 rewards, and we will say thank you to you. Monthly. Every month, one of us schmucks will write this whole tier one big thank you note, record it, and post it here.

Also you guys get to laugh even more (hopefully) because you get to read all the scripts to everything we've ever released on any of our channels!! (We're still working on posting those, but they're coming soon!!)
Includes Discord rewards
$50 Schmuckitier Tier
$50 or more per month 6 of 20 patrons
THANK YOU, MAGICAL GENEROUS PERSON

At this tier you get everything that came before, plus once per month you can ask one of our cast members to record anything you want! (with some limits)

Your name onscreen and in the description of every future video!


  • 200 word limit.
  • NO HATE SPEECH 
  • Nothing sexual (But Ban is a exception)
  • Please reach out to us to have us do the recording so we can organize it and send it to you
Includes Discord rewards
$100 Schmuckitier Tier
$100 or more per month 2 of 7 patrons
Words cannot describe our gratitude. Maybe gifts will. When we're able to, we'll send you custom stuff in the mail or do something cool for you.

One time we sent someone physical scripts to unreleased episodes, a custom T-shirt we got designed just for them, a hand written thank you note, and a badge to one of the conventions we attended in the past.

Another person jump-started another episode of a long dead abridged series.

Who knows what's possible with this tier? Not us. Presents are kinda irregular and random, as a forewarning.

Includes Discord rewards