The Serfs
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patrons$972
per monthOur story is a boring one...
We're two indentured plebs who give their spin on the pale blue dot. It started as a cathartic experiment and blossomed into a awardless winning podcast that the Guardian called: "Stop calling us for a quote we have no idea who you are!". Eventually it morphed into a YouTube channel where it has grown to become a backyard phenomenon.
If our credentials are worth mentioning at all, much like Sebastian Gorka we preferred to be called doctors. However just like Sebastian Gorka we are not real doctors. We're a pair of University graduates in English Literature and dropping out respectively.
We produce The Serfs in the hope of entertaining as well as informing the general public about the beautiful disaster that surrounds them. We're entertainers who pretend to be historians, which is slightly better than historians who pretend to be taint.
By joining the Serfs you become part of the lower class. You are better than the feces you clean but below most other casts. There is some solace in numbers though. Grow with us like the transmittable disease we are and we promise you won't soon be cured.
Tiers
Serf
Become a Serf and toil away under feudalism.
You unlock all the Patreon content including early releases of all the videos and other exclusive stuff that'll make you feel bourgeois for a day.
Bard
The singer of songs and the writer of wrongs. Your strife will allow us to fight another day and we thank you comrade.
Everything unlocked and a permanent 25% discount in the store.
Farmer
You sweat, you toil, you smell of dung, but hey at least you're not a Serf.
For your labor will give a one time shout out to your struggles at the end of the episode. All Serf privileges included. You also get to participate in voting in our Patreon exclusive polls.
Merchant
Hold you nose up high but not too high as you're only more noble than the feces covered peasants.
Your name in the credits of every episode as a thank you for being our merchant of Venice. All farmer tier prizes included. You also gain access to our bi-monthly video hang out AMA.
Knight
You are a white knight. Or black knight. Not sure which is less offensive.
All previous rewards. Your name will be read loud and proud in the credits and you can do live video and interact in the private streams.
You will have the status of knight on the permanent monolith of heroes.
Lord
We bow below your nobility as you use us as a human diaper.
All previous rewards and a free Serfs T-shirt of your choosing from the store.
You are permanently on the monolith of heroes as a lord.
Monarch
Hail to the king baby!
Any 2 items from the Serfs store. All previous rewards. And one official prop from an episode sent to you (depending on availability)
God
As our lord and savior you are officially sponsoring the show and can promote (approved) products or links at the start of the episode. T-Shirt, signed gear, swag, and personalized thank you video will also be included. You also get to decide a (approved) topic once a season minimum.
Goals
Our story is a boring one...
We're two indentured plebs who give their spin on the pale blue dot. It started as a cathartic experiment and blossomed into a awardless winning podcast that the Guardian called: "Stop calling us for a quote we have no idea who you are!". Eventually it morphed into a YouTube channel where it has grown to become a backyard phenomenon.
If our credentials are worth mentioning at all, much like Sebastian Gorka we preferred to be called doctors. However just like Sebastian Gorka we are not real doctors. We're a pair of University graduates in English Literature and dropping out respectively.
We produce The Serfs in the hope of entertaining as well as informing the general public about the beautiful disaster that surrounds them. We're entertainers who pretend to be historians, which is slightly better than historians who pretend to be taint.
By joining the Serfs you become part of the lower class. You are better than the feces you clean but below most other casts. There is some solace in numbers though. Grow with us like the transmittable disease we are and we promise you won't soon be cured.
Recent posts by The Serfs
Tiers
Serf
Become a Serf and toil away under feudalism.
You unlock all the Patreon content including early releases of all the videos and other exclusive stuff that'll make you feel bourgeois for a day.
Bard
The singer of songs and the writer of wrongs. Your strife will allow us to fight another day and we thank you comrade.
Everything unlocked and a permanent 25% discount in the store.
Farmer
You sweat, you toil, you smell of dung, but hey at least you're not a Serf.
For your labor will give a one time shout out to your struggles at the end of the episode. All Serf privileges included. You also get to participate in voting in our Patreon exclusive polls.
Merchant
Hold you nose up high but not too high as you're only more noble than the feces covered peasants.
Your name in the credits of every episode as a thank you for being our merchant of Venice. All farmer tier prizes included. You also gain access to our bi-monthly video hang out AMA.
Knight
You are a white knight. Or black knight. Not sure which is less offensive.
All previous rewards. Your name will be read loud and proud in the credits and you can do live video and interact in the private streams.
You will have the status of knight on the permanent monolith of heroes.
Lord
We bow below your nobility as you use us as a human diaper.
All previous rewards and a free Serfs T-shirt of your choosing from the store.
You are permanently on the monolith of heroes as a lord.
Monarch
Hail to the king baby!
Any 2 items from the Serfs store. All previous rewards. And one official prop from an episode sent to you (depending on availability)
God
As our lord and savior you are officially sponsoring the show and can promote (approved) products or links at the start of the episode. T-Shirt, signed gear, swag, and personalized thank you video will also be included. You also get to decide a (approved) topic once a season minimum.