Eloise Williams

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Welcome to The Stonk Market Patreon page!  We are expanding from just creating funny financial content to begging for money (we want to become rich (smart)).

The Stonk Market is a self-funded two-man entity with a couple dozen non-paid freelance writers.  We don't have investment partners and any outside capital to fund the development of the site.  All Patreon funds will go directly to producing more content and lining our pockets.  In the future we would like to venture into merch, and podcasting/video creation to poke fun of the financial industry. 

If you support us we promise to not extort you or your family members.  If you don't support us plan to be extorted. 

Thanks Eloise Williams, CFA, MBA, PHD (Doctor),
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