The Triforce Dot Com

The Triforce Dot Com

Creating Trouble

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  • We keep a document recording everything we know about the girlfriends of one of our friends
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About The Triforce Dot Com

Hello. We're The Triforce: Simon Byron, Ste Curran and David McCarthy. We were once "successful" bloggers, mostly because we hoaxed the planet with a sex cult (Simon, Ste) and got blown up (David). Now we are old and we are going to blog again. You have our word we use all our Patreon donations to cause trouble and we will document that trouble on our blog.
$0.80 of $499 per month
When we reach $500 we'll find one of you and document a tremendous night out full of regrets in your town or city. You can sleep on our hotel room floor.
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