The Triforce Dot Comis creating Trouble
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About The Triforce Dot Com
Hello. We're The Triforce: Simon Byron, Ste Curran and David McCarthy. We were once "successful" bloggers, mostly because we hoaxed the planet with a sex cult (Simon, Ste) and got blown up (David). Now we are old and we are going to blog again. You have our word we use all our Patreon donations to cause trouble and we will document that trouble on our blog.
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When we reach $500 we'll find one of you and document a tremendous night out full of regrets in your town or city. You can sleep on our hotel room floor.
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