The Triforce Dot Com
Select a membership level
Friend of The Triforce
$1 / month
- We will count you as a "friend"
- We'll give you access to our "RICH FRIENDS ONLY" channel on Discord
- You can ask a question which we will answer on our "Earnings Call"
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Best Friend of The Triforce
$10 / month
- Everything from the previous tier and...
- We will come round to your house at a time of our choosing and do your washing up
- One Best Friend selected every month
- If you're outside London or Tokyo you may have to pay for our transport
- You must leave your kitchen window open
$100 / month
- Everything from the previous tiers and...
- We keep a document recording everything we know about the girlfriends of one of our friends
- We will send you the only physical copy of this document that exists
- There is space on this document for you to add own your notes
- We expect the document back
About The Triforce Dot Com
$0.80 of $499 per month
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When we reach $500 we'll find one of you and document a tremendous night out full of regrets in your town or city. You can sleep on our hotel room floor.