The Winooski is creating Locally Sourced, Organic Vermont Satire
11

patrons

$24
per month
The Winooski prides itself on bringing Locally Sourced Organic Vermont Satire to the people of the green mountain state, and to states and countries beyond. Offering a new and humorous way to look at local news, local politics, and local locals, The Winooski was born and raised right here in New England and will continue to deliver articles and cartoons that make you smile and think.

Patreon is the place to be for exclusive content, community engagement, and a chance to be a part of the fun! When you join our crew you'll have access to new stuff each month that you won't get anywhere else! Thanks for being here. Welcome to the party!
Tiers
Hey, thanks!
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
You did it! You supported The Winooski! You'll hardly notice at all, but it made a huge difference to us. So thank you!
Triple Thanks!
$3 or more per month 5 patrons
Wow! You must really like and appreciate what we do! That means a lot. You could have purchased half a magazine with that money! This tier comes with three times as much gratitude as the previous tier!
Meaningless Benefits!
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
Ok, now you're really stepping up your support. We think you deserve something for that. Anyone pledging at this level will receive all of the previous gratitude, PLUS the opportunity to send us article ideas, which anyone can do anyway! Exciting! You can also read all of our content for free! Like everyone! Hooray! These benefits are completely meaningless! (but it will let us keep creating content, soooo..... there is that)
Thanks^10
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Whoa! $10! That's awesome! At this point we should actually give you something real for a reward, right? Let's start with the meaningless benefits mentioned in the previous tier. You get that. Is that enough? No? Well then we'll also give you exclusive access to behind the scenes info, stories about how recent articles came about, and sneak previews of new things before anyone else. All condensed in the form of a monthly e-package. Yeah, that's right. Actual exclusive content! Enjoy, and thank you! 
Really? Are you sure?
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
That seems like a lot. Did you mean to click a lower amount? You know this is the $25/month tier, right? Well hey, it's your money. So if you want to send it to us, we're okay with it. But you should get something really good. Let's start with the meaningless benefits mentioned two tiers ago. You get that. And the exclusive e-newsletter with exclusive behind-the-scenes access? Yeah, you get that too. AND you also get to create a character who lives in South Canada, and we will use them in an upcoming story. Send us their name, and as much detail about them as you want, and they will soon be added to the mix of colorful characters already populating that beloved fictional country. Enjoy, and thank you!
Goals
$24 of $50 per month
This is the break even goal. When I start earning $50/month on Patreon it will pay for my hosting fees, business license, and other Winooski-related expenses. It would be fantastic if this stopped costing me money!
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The Winooski prides itself on bringing Locally Sourced Organic Vermont Satire to the people of the green mountain state, and to states and countries beyond. Offering a new and humorous way to look at local news, local politics, and local locals, The Winooski was born and raised right here in New England and will continue to deliver articles and cartoons that make you smile and think.

Patreon is the place to be for exclusive content, community engagement, and a chance to be a part of the fun! When you join our crew you'll have access to new stuff each month that you won't get anywhere else! Thanks for being here. Welcome to the party!

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Tiers
Hey, thanks!
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
You did it! You supported The Winooski! You'll hardly notice at all, but it made a huge difference to us. So thank you!
Triple Thanks!
$3 or more per month 5 patrons
Wow! You must really like and appreciate what we do! That means a lot. You could have purchased half a magazine with that money! This tier comes with three times as much gratitude as the previous tier!
Meaningless Benefits!
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
Ok, now you're really stepping up your support. We think you deserve something for that. Anyone pledging at this level will receive all of the previous gratitude, PLUS the opportunity to send us article ideas, which anyone can do anyway! Exciting! You can also read all of our content for free! Like everyone! Hooray! These benefits are completely meaningless! (but it will let us keep creating content, soooo..... there is that)
Thanks^10
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Whoa! $10! That's awesome! At this point we should actually give you something real for a reward, right? Let's start with the meaningless benefits mentioned in the previous tier. You get that. Is that enough? No? Well then we'll also give you exclusive access to behind the scenes info, stories about how recent articles came about, and sneak previews of new things before anyone else. All condensed in the form of a monthly e-package. Yeah, that's right. Actual exclusive content! Enjoy, and thank you! 
Really? Are you sure?
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
That seems like a lot. Did you mean to click a lower amount? You know this is the $25/month tier, right? Well hey, it's your money. So if you want to send it to us, we're okay with it. But you should get something really good. Let's start with the meaningless benefits mentioned two tiers ago. You get that. And the exclusive e-newsletter with exclusive behind-the-scenes access? Yeah, you get that too. AND you also get to create a character who lives in South Canada, and we will use them in an upcoming story. Send us their name, and as much detail about them as you want, and they will soon be added to the mix of colorful characters already populating that beloved fictional country. Enjoy, and thank you!