The Winooski

is creating Locally Sourced, Organic Vermont Satire

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About The Winooski

The Winooski prides itself on bringing Locally Sourced Organic Vermont Satire to the people of the green mountain state, and to states and countries beyond. Offering a new and humorous way to look at local news, local politics, and local locals, The Winooski was born and raised right here in New England and will continue to deliver articles and cartoons that make you smile and think.

Patreon is the place to be for exclusive content, community engagement, and a chance to be a part of the fun! When you join our crew you'll have access to new stuff each month that you won't get anywhere else! Thanks for being here. Welcome to the party!
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The Spending Money goal. When I start earning $500/month, it will not only cover expenses, but I will be able to pay contributors a small fee for submissions. I will be able to advertise and boost posts. We will be slightly more legit.
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