The Xmas Mistake

is creating a cursed podcast.

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A Little Cursed

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You're a little cursed. Maybe once you stole a bell that only rings the song "Feliz Navidad" in a minor key. 

You get to vote in our community curse choice™.

Kinda Cursed

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You're kinda cursed. You've been forced to team up with your childhood rival–a big city architect and notorious Grinch–in your town's Gingerbread Obilisk building competition.

You get a monster stat block and magic item for Xmas Kingdoms per month, plus you get to vote on the community curse choice™. We'll even throw in a holiday romance bingo card for you to play along at home.

Definitely Cursed

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You're definitely cursed. When you take a road trip home with your high-powered lawyer fiancé, a snowstorm forces you to take the Jingle Highway, where each December, Route 25 becomes home to a nationwide celebration of merry little towns.

All the previous rewards, plus a player subclass for Xmas Kingdoms, you get access to episodes a week early, access to our bonus feed, plus you can submit your favorite cursed holiday favorites into the monthly community curse choice™.




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About The Xmas Mistake

Are you cursed by an eldritch Xmas deity? Have you disturbed the slumber of a festive elder god and now its endless rows of candy cane teeth have begun to gnash upon the fragile snowglobe of your reality? Well, we feel ya. Each week, every week, all year on The Xmas Mistake, Dan, Kate and Chad dive into a new Holiday Romance and pick apart its dark secrets. Join us on this trip through Jingle Hell.

Here are the kinds of stuff you're getting:
  • Cursed Holiday Romance Bingo Cards
    • We don't endorse it, but you can probably use these as permission to abuse the intoxicant of your choice.
  • Notes
    • Read our notes. All good researchers into the unknown have reams of scribbles that chronicle their wassail into madness.
  • If You Pay Us Ten Dollars, We Will Send You A Christmas Card Every Month, No Matter What Month
  • [Xmas Kingdoms]
    • We're developing a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition module based on the results of our research, called [Xmas Kingdoms]. At all tiers above $1, you'll get access to stuff you can use, like:
      • Monster stat blocks
      • Subclasses 
      • Magic items
      • Locations
      • NPCs
      • Subquests
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