Bartholomew Klick and Zachary Stoppel are creating a tabletop gaming comic about meta madness and high adventure.
25

patrons

$62
per month
First off, thank you so much for coming here. Whether you're only visiting for some free bonus content, or you're here for the artwork, modules, and other things behind the paywall, we both deeply appreciate that you're interested enough in Thieves Can't to be at this page.

Thieves Can't is a meta comic about tabletop gaming, and specifically takes place in the D&D 5e OGL world, with occasional bits of homebrew breathing fire in the background. It's about capturing the fun we all have at the gaming table, and presenting tabletop RPGs the Zach and I have always seen them.

Your support on Patreon -- both moral and monetary -- is incredibly important to us; it helps us keep the lights on, helps us stay creative, and energizes us to make more stuff.
Rewards
Token of our Thanks
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
You rock. Your support means the world to us. As a token of our thanks, you'll get tokens you can use in your tabletop RPG games. 

There are currently two token packs, each with about 10 to 15 tokens. We'll add more every month. You can find them under the tag "tokens."
Social Media Follow
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Give us your Twitter handle and we'll give you a follow from us @RamenEmpire.
Paper Mini Figurines
$3 or more per month 15 patrons
In addition to the tokens from the $1 reward level, you'll also gain access to paper mini figurines for use in your tabletop RPGs.

Remaining at this support tier or higher guarantees access to all mini figurines we release.

There are currently ten, which are available under the Paper Mini tag, and we will add more every month. We take requests!
Online Hangout
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
You will also be invited to our Patron-only online hangout on the last Sunday of every month.
Stylish Rogue
$35 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
We'll draw your tabletop gaming character and potentially draw one for you once every month.  Your character will also become part of the pool of paper minis available in the above patreon tiers. 


(If you want your character drawn and mini-fied, but don't want to add it to the pool, just let us know.)


You will also be invited to a 

Patreon Appreciation Comic
$150 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
We'll make a special comic once a month that thanks our patrons, but that also features a Patron (or one of his characters.)

Want to intertwine your character with the Thieves Can't crew? This is how it happens. Want to get the story of how your level three barbarian pissed off ten liches drawn up? Bam. Right here.

We'll consult you on the specific contents. 
Goals
$62 of $250 per month
Our first comic book, Thieves Just Can't, will be available as a PDF to all of our patrons. Once we hit this goal, we'll turn our designed-for-phone comic strips into a remastered-for-paper print comic book, with bonus content. Thieves Just Can't is the story-line from the first five comics. The bonus content is TBA, but will at minimum include never-before-seen character art.

The PDF will be a DRM-free file that you can share with your friends, and will allow us to begin selling paper copies of the book from our website and, potentially, from local games and comic shops.
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First off, thank you so much for coming here. Whether you're only visiting for some free bonus content, or you're here for the artwork, modules, and other things behind the paywall, we both deeply appreciate that you're interested enough in Thieves Can't to be at this page.

Thieves Can't is a meta comic about tabletop gaming, and specifically takes place in the D&D 5e OGL world, with occasional bits of homebrew breathing fire in the background. It's about capturing the fun we all have at the gaming table, and presenting tabletop RPGs the Zach and I have always seen them.

Your support on Patreon -- both moral and monetary -- is incredibly important to us; it helps us keep the lights on, helps us stay creative, and energizes us to make more stuff.

Recent posts by Bartholomew Klick and Zachary Stoppel

Rewards
Token of our Thanks
$1 or more per month 7 patrons
You rock. Your support means the world to us. As a token of our thanks, you'll get tokens you can use in your tabletop RPG games. 

There are currently two token packs, each with about 10 to 15 tokens. We'll add more every month. You can find them under the tag "tokens."
Social Media Follow
$2 or more per month 0 patrons
Give us your Twitter handle and we'll give you a follow from us @RamenEmpire.
Paper Mini Figurines
$3 or more per month 15 patrons
In addition to the tokens from the $1 reward level, you'll also gain access to paper mini figurines for use in your tabletop RPGs.

Remaining at this support tier or higher guarantees access to all mini figurines we release.

There are currently ten, which are available under the Paper Mini tag, and we will add more every month. We take requests!
Online Hangout
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
You will also be invited to our Patron-only online hangout on the last Sunday of every month.
Stylish Rogue
$35 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
We'll draw your tabletop gaming character and potentially draw one for you once every month.  Your character will also become part of the pool of paper minis available in the above patreon tiers. 


(If you want your character drawn and mini-fied, but don't want to add it to the pool, just let us know.)


You will also be invited to a 

Patreon Appreciation Comic
$150 or more per month 0 of 1 patrons
We'll make a special comic once a month that thanks our patrons, but that also features a Patron (or one of his characters.)

Want to intertwine your character with the Thieves Can't crew? This is how it happens. Want to get the story of how your level three barbarian pissed off ten liches drawn up? Bam. Right here.

We'll consult you on the specific contents.