This Is Gonna Hurt is creating A 5th Edition DnD Podcast
6

patrons

$36
per month
Hi there!

Welcome to the This Is Gonna Hurt Patreon page. We are a 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons podcast and we've already got one season under our belts and we're excited for the rest!

We love doing this, and we love interacting with people who like listening to us. However, running a podcast does come with some costs. From hosting the podcast itself to hosting a website as a central hub to equipment maintenance to editing time, it all adds up really fast. So we had an idea. We thought setting up a Patreon where you, the listeners, get some more access to the podcast and the people behind it while also helping the podcast remain funded would benefit everyone involved. We tried to think of the things we would want from a podcast we like to listen to, and we hope you like the rewards and goals we've chosen. We've even got plans for another podcast or two and some other awesome projects that we think everyone would enjoy!

Anything you can contribute to keep us going would be appreciated.

Thank you!

Owen, Jeremy, Craig, Steven and Alex

Tiers
The Dollar Podcast Club
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thanks for being a supporter!


  • You get to listen to the podcast two days early cause you're so awesome!
  • You also get notified when our DM, Owen, goes live on for his  invitation-only YouTube monthly newsletter!
The Background Brigade
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Wow, you're one of the cool kids!


  • You get to read bi-weekly (one every other week) posts from Owen about the background of the world and its characters! Want to know more about a specific NPC? Let us know!
  • Plus the rewards from The Dollar Podcast Club
The Secret Society
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
Let's hang out!


  • You get to join our secret Facebook group where you'll get to interact with us and other This Is Gonna Hurt fans on the regular!
  • Plus the rewards from The Dollar Podcast Club and The Background Brigade
The Chapter Chapter
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You'll get a chapter every month from The Player's Guide to Flurope so you too can play a campaign in the same world as The Goblin Splooshers!


  • This will feature areas of interest from both the countries of Etrun and Maelorne to start with, and will branch out to the rest of the continent from there. 
  • You'll also get to add one job to the Goblin Splooshers Job Board located in the Bar of the Barking Bard each month! Email [email protected] to have yours included!
  • Plus the rewards from The Dollar Podcast Club, The Background Brigade, and The Secret Society
Goals
$36 of $100 per month
When we hit our goal of $100 a month, we'll be able to pay for hosting for our second podcast, The Goblin Splooshers Abroad! 

This podcast will mix things up a little bit, featuring Steven as Dungeon Master and Owen as a player. The cast will be rounded out with two new members, while Alex, Craig and Jeremy rotate as new characters in the world, allowing the listeners to experience the depth of their  role-playing abilities!

This will air every other week for Patrons and once a month for non-Patrons.


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Hi there!

Welcome to the This Is Gonna Hurt Patreon page. We are a 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons podcast and we've already got one season under our belts and we're excited for the rest!

We love doing this, and we love interacting with people who like listening to us. However, running a podcast does come with some costs. From hosting the podcast itself to hosting a website as a central hub to equipment maintenance to editing time, it all adds up really fast. So we had an idea. We thought setting up a Patreon where you, the listeners, get some more access to the podcast and the people behind it while also helping the podcast remain funded would benefit everyone involved. We tried to think of the things we would want from a podcast we like to listen to, and we hope you like the rewards and goals we've chosen. We've even got plans for another podcast or two and some other awesome projects that we think everyone would enjoy!

Anything you can contribute to keep us going would be appreciated.

Thank you!

Owen, Jeremy, Craig, Steven and Alex

Recent posts by This Is Gonna Hurt

Tiers
The Dollar Podcast Club
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thanks for being a supporter!


  • You get to listen to the podcast two days early cause you're so awesome!
  • You also get notified when our DM, Owen, goes live on for his  invitation-only YouTube monthly newsletter!
The Background Brigade
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Wow, you're one of the cool kids!


  • You get to read bi-weekly (one every other week) posts from Owen about the background of the world and its characters! Want to know more about a specific NPC? Let us know!
  • Plus the rewards from The Dollar Podcast Club
The Secret Society
$5 or more per month 6 patrons
Let's hang out!


  • You get to join our secret Facebook group where you'll get to interact with us and other This Is Gonna Hurt fans on the regular!
  • Plus the rewards from The Dollar Podcast Club and The Background Brigade
The Chapter Chapter
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You'll get a chapter every month from The Player's Guide to Flurope so you too can play a campaign in the same world as The Goblin Splooshers!


  • This will feature areas of interest from both the countries of Etrun and Maelorne to start with, and will branch out to the rest of the continent from there. 
  • You'll also get to add one job to the Goblin Splooshers Job Board located in the Bar of the Barking Bard each month! Email [email protected] to have yours included!
  • Plus the rewards from The Dollar Podcast Club, The Background Brigade, and The Secret Society