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About This Is Not Pizza

This Is Not Pizza! But it's fine, I guess.

I have bounced between California and Japan. I get myself into some weird situations.

Most of my commentary is focused on US American politics through the lens of a disgruntled American worried about the idea of someday returning, but it's truly a grab bag of madness.

You may notice that I frequently punctuate outside of quotation marks, but occasionally leave it inside. This is intentional, and it comes from the distinction between quotations and non-quotations.
God said, “Let there be pizza.”
God called it a “pizza”.

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