Thomas Sanders

is creating character driven scripted videos, music, and unscripted hijinks

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The Federal Education Budget

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$5
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Ohhh, so you decided to share with us? Then, I suppose I can share with you:

  • Monthly Thomas Sanders & Friends Livestream: Watch Thomas and the team make fools of themselves once a month as they take your questions, and shoot unscripted content live. Just remember, what happens in Thomas Sanders live streams stays in Thomas Sanders live streams.
  • Exclusive Photos and BTS Videos: All the dirty details that didn’t make it to social media! Not dirty like that, though. Like, spicy. But not spicy like that. Maybe spicy like that? Find out for yourself!!!
  • Watch previously released videos Ad Free! I get it, ads are boring and you've got better stuff to do, like, I don't know, watching more of our videos? Whatever. Up to you. No scales off my back.
  • Script Access: After videos are posted, we’ll release the scripts so that you can scratch that little Pandoric itch.
  • Patron-Only Poll: You’ll help us make certain video-oriented decisions! Choose wisely... there’s no wrong answer, but I might judge you for yours.
  • Extended Versions of Unscripted Videos: Because there was just too much footage for YouTube to handle.
  • Scripts
  • Patron-Only Polls
  • Extended Videos
  • Monthly Livestreams
  • Exclusive Photos and BTS Content
  • Ad-Free Videos

Monthly Allowance

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$12
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That not enough for you? Fine. I'll give you everything from that last tier, PLUS:

  • YOUR NAME Featured In The Credits for Every Video! Hope we spell it right. Kidding! We will… or will we?
  • Bonus Videos: What if I told you, you could watch EXCLUSIVE BONUS VIDEOS? Well you can… so, there...
  • Directors’ Commentary: Ever wanted to know what goes on in the sick, twisted minds of Thomas Sanders and his brood as they make these videos? Well, get ready to find out, as you experience what it's like to miss all of the dialogue in previously released episodes due to their unrelenting chatter.
  • Oops, We Made Bloops! 2-5 mins of the most delectable mistakes that keep the cast and crew awake at night after each episode/video airs!
  • 10% Discount on Merch: Because I like you 10% more than the Federal Education Budget patrons, but you didn’t hear that from me! ;) (Discount available at Shop.ThomasSanders.com)
  • Members-Only Sticker! Stick with us and you'll never go hungry again! Well, I can't promise that... but you will receive a neat, exclusive sticker designed by Thomas and the team. You won’t be able to get this anywhere else! (Must be a member for 3 months to receive this)
  • Members-Only Poster! A "Corridor of Stored Rewards" exclusive 18 x 24 poster, featuring your favorite master of deceit, will be all yours! (Must be a member for 6 months to receive this)
  • 10% Merch Discount
  • Members Only Sticker
  • Bonus Videos
  • Directors' Commentary
  • Bloopers
  • Ad-Free Videos
  • Exclusive Photos and BTS Content
  • Monthly Livestreams
  • Extended Videos
  • Patron-Only Polls
  • Scripts
  • Your Name In The Credits!
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A Prince's Ransom

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$25
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You want more? Really?? … You can only half tell, but I’m blushing over the fact that we’re worth this much to you. How about, everything in that last tier AND:

  • Exclusive Writer’s Room: Join an exclusive livestream with the writers as they develop each scripted video and contribute your ideas! Make anything you want canon! Just kidding…. But could you imagine?
  • YOUR NAME Will Be Credited As A Writer In The Credits of Every Scripted Video! From one egomaniac to another, this is the best perk.
  • 15% Discount on Merch: Because I like you 5% more than the Monthly Allowance patrons, but you didn’t hear that from me! ;) (Discount available at Shop.ThomasSanders.com)
  • Members-Only Poster with Brilliant Bronze Border! A "Corridor of Stored Rewards" exclusive poster, featuring your favorite master of deceit, will be all yours! (Must be a member for 6 months to receive this)
  • Members Only Sticker
  • Your Name In The Credits As A Writer!
  • Never-Before-Released Janus Tee for First 1,000 Patrons
  • Scripts
  • 15% Merch discount
  • Patron-Only Polls
  • Extended Videos
  • Monthly Livestreams
  • Exclusive Photos and BTS Content
  • Join The Writer's Room
  • Ad-Free Videos
  • Bloopers
  • Directors' Commentary
  • Bonus Videos
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Exclusive sticker! (Must be a member for 3 months)

Ok, Now You’re Making Me Feel Guilty...

Limited (0 remaining)
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$50
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PLEASE, don’t give us any more money! I don’t know what we could possibly do with it! But alright… since I like you, you can have everything in the last tier, and I'LL THROW IN:

  • A Personalized Thank You Video: from Thomas to you, because he’s a sap like that. (Must be a member for 3 months to receive)
  • Members-Only Mug: Not as pretty as my mug… my face… you get it. But how about an exclusive mug designed by Thomas and the team! You won’t find this anywhere else! Seriously, go look for it. You're not gonna find it. (Must be a member for 3 months to receive)
  • Members-Only Poster with Shining Silver Border! A "Corridor of Stored Rewards" exclusive poster, featuring your favorite master of deceit, will be all yours! (Must be a member for 6 months to receive this)
  • Monthly Livestreams
  • Your Name In The Credits As A Writer!
  • Personalized Thank You Video
  • Never-Before-Released Janus Tee for First 1,000 Patrons
  • Scripts
  • Member's Mug
  • 15% Merch discount
  • Patron-Only Polls
  • Extended Videos
  • Exclusive Photos and BTS Content
  • Join The Writer's Room
  • Ad-Free Videos
  • Bloopers
  • Directors' Commentary
  • Bonus Videos
  • Members Only Sticker
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  • Exclusive Mug - Exclusive mug! (Must be a member for 3 months)
  • Exclusive Sticker - Exclusive sticker! (Must be a member for 3 months)

Gross Profit

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$125
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Oh you bougie rascal, you! Your generosity is seen and I truly thank you for it… but a few kind words from me aren't enough, I'm sure... so how about, you get everything from the last tier ALONG WITH:

  • An Annual Video Call: For every year that you shower me with money, Thomas will do a video call with you just to check in with you and thank you for all your support. (Must be a member for 1 Year)
  • Bonus Surprise... Stuff: At least twice a year, you can expect a surprise... ehh, thing delivered from us to you…… GIFT! I was blanking on that word…. You'll get a surprise gift at least twice a year.
  • Members-Only Poster with Glimmering Gold Border! A "Corridor of Stored Rewards" exclusive poster, featuring your favorite master of deceit, will be all yours! (Must be a member for 6 months to receive this)
  • Members Only Sticker
  • Bonus Videos
  • Directors' Commentary
  • Bloopers
  • Ad-Free Videos
  • Join The Writer's Room
  • Surprise Gifts At Least Twice A Year
  • Exclusive Photos and BTS Content
  • Monthly Livestreams
  • Extended Videos
  • Patron-Only Polls
  • 15% Merch discount
  • Member's Mug
  • Scripts
  • Never-Before-Released Janus Tee for First 1,000 Patrons
  • Annual Video Call
  • Personalized Thank You Video
  • Your Name In The Credits As A Writer!
Exclusive Merch
Fulfilled by Patreon
Includes
  • Exclusive Mug - Exclusive mug! (Must be a member for 3 months)
  • Exclusive Sticker - Exclusive sticker! (Must be a member for 3 months)

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About Thomas Sanders

“Where am I?!”

Don't fret, little lamb… you're in a safe place... my Corridor of Stored Rewards! Who am I? Just a harmless widdle aspect of Thomas Sanders’ personality. Janus is my name, Patreon is my game… now… apparently… because, as is typical of eccentric, social recluses, I have decided to publicize a bunch of private stuff I had lying around... for profit. Thanks for your contribution, by the way...
"What’s gonna happen to my money??"

Oh, your money is going to be just fine with me… I'm definitely not going to give all of it to Thomas and his team to pay for better cameras, lights, microphones, locations, costumes, props, makeup, FX, software, rent, food, and any other essential expenses that might otherwise make it impossible to create content full-time... or anything like that… but even if I did, wouldn't you like a higher quality and quantity of content from Thomas? Sure you would… and there's more in it for you if you play along, anyway…
"And if I… play along?"

Then we'll have lots of fun together... MUAHAHAHAHAA!! Sorry, I just thought of a funny joke from earlier. You get stuff! Livestreams, and stickers, and bloops-- OH MY! And that’s only a few for the sake of the Wizard of Oz joke… there’s a ton of other stuff-- read the tier list, dang it!

Trust me, for however long you choose to stick around... I’m sure you’ll enjoy your stay.
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 66 exclusive posts
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21
Videos
By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 66 exclusive posts
62
Images
1
Link
4
Livestreams
2
Polls
14
Writings
21
Videos

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