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Hello Timesucker! Why are we here? Why do the Secret Suck at all?

Well, because it's important to me to keep this podcast truly independent and a monthly subscriber base is the only way to do that. With a monthly subscription base, Timesuck is not beholden to any podcast network - I invested my own money in hosting, equipment, and even leased an office and built out a studio to produce this show the way I want to without any outside oversight - and I want to keep Timesuck independent. Although some episodes of Timesuck are sponsored and hopefully sponsors continue to support Timesuck, I never want to be dependent on sponsors. Being dependent on corporate income can easily lead to compromise. A subscription base allows me to hire the support I need to keep the show going, turn down work that would take my focus away from Timesuck, actually pay my bills with Timesuck which allows me to continue to focus on and improve the show you already like, and keep the integrity of Timesuck alive. 

Also, a weekly subscriber base, for whatever reason, pleases the FUCK out of Nimrod. It is Nimrod's will. And Nimrod's will must be followed. 

Thank you and I hope you love the Secret Suck! Space Lizards unite! 
Rewards
Believers in Bojangles
$1 or more per month
Want to support the show but not interested in becoming a Space Lizard? Well then this is the level for you! Every little bit helps when it comes to supporting the Suck and now you are keeping this show possible with your monthly donation. Bojangles thanks you! 
Space Lizards
$5 or more per month
Nimrod is pleased Space Lizard! A $5 monthly pledge gets you 20% off of all Timesuck merch (you get a discount code) and access to other, exclusive merch only available to Space Lizards. You also get a new weekly podcast, the Secret Suck, where Space Lizards can send in voice messages to be heard on the podcast and monitor the movements of  the man who fears Space Lizards like no one has before or since. Who is this man? Listen to the Secret Suck and find out. The Secret Suck is full of secrets! Also, twice a month you get to vote for what some of the next month's Timesuck topics should be. As a Space Lizard, you control the fate of the Suck! AND, you get a new standup album currently only available to Space Lizards - Feel the Heat. Just under 45 minutes of previously unreleased standup recorded in Portland, OR in late 2017.  So much content for $5 a month! And most importantly, if at least 2,000 Timesuckers sign up, you will be guaranteeing that the show is here to stay. $10,000 a month will cover employee costs, additional operating expenses, continued app and web development, etc. Thank you for supporting Timesuck!!!! 
Goals
100% complete
At least $10,000 a month covers all of Timesuck's operating expenses such as the lease on the recording studio, equipment, employees (one full-time, additional part-time employees), and, continued development of the Timesuck website and app (building out a message board, trivia game, etc.) Hitting this goal ensures the survival of Timesuck! 
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Hello Timesucker! Why are we here? Why do the Secret Suck at all?

Well, because it's important to me to keep this podcast truly independent and a monthly subscriber base is the only way to do that. With a monthly subscription base, Timesuck is not beholden to any podcast network - I invested my own money in hosting, equipment, and even leased an office and built out a studio to produce this show the way I want to without any outside oversight - and I want to keep Timesuck independent. Although some episodes of Timesuck are sponsored and hopefully sponsors continue to support Timesuck, I never want to be dependent on sponsors. Being dependent on corporate income can easily lead to compromise. A subscription base allows me to hire the support I need to keep the show going, turn down work that would take my focus away from Timesuck, actually pay my bills with Timesuck which allows me to continue to focus on and improve the show you already like, and keep the integrity of Timesuck alive. 

Also, a weekly subscriber base, for whatever reason, pleases the FUCK out of Nimrod. It is Nimrod's will. And Nimrod's will must be followed. 

Thank you and I hope you love the Secret Suck! Space Lizards unite! 

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Rewards
Believers in Bojangles
$1 or more per month
Want to support the show but not interested in becoming a Space Lizard? Well then this is the level for you! Every little bit helps when it comes to supporting the Suck and now you are keeping this show possible with your monthly donation. Bojangles thanks you! 
Space Lizards
$5 or more per month
Nimrod is pleased Space Lizard! A $5 monthly pledge gets you 20% off of all Timesuck merch (you get a discount code) and access to other, exclusive merch only available to Space Lizards. You also get a new weekly podcast, the Secret Suck, where Space Lizards can send in voice messages to be heard on the podcast and monitor the movements of  the man who fears Space Lizards like no one has before or since. Who is this man? Listen to the Secret Suck and find out. The Secret Suck is full of secrets! Also, twice a month you get to vote for what some of the next month's Timesuck topics should be. As a Space Lizard, you control the fate of the Suck! AND, you get a new standup album currently only available to Space Lizards - Feel the Heat. Just under 45 minutes of previously unreleased standup recorded in Portland, OR in late 2017.  So much content for $5 a month! And most importantly, if at least 2,000 Timesuckers sign up, you will be guaranteeing that the show is here to stay. $10,000 a month will cover employee costs, additional operating expenses, continued app and web development, etc. Thank you for supporting Timesuck!!!!