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● Access to a BONUS weekly podcast, The Secret Suck
● 20% off of ALL Timesuck merchandise (discount code)
● Exclusive access to Space Lizards merchandise
● Exclusive access to special Space Lizards offers
● Send voice messages to be heard on The Secret Suck
● The power to vote on upcoming Timesuck topics
● Exclusive Dan Cummins standup album "Feel the Heat"
● Help us donate monthly to a variety of organizations
So much content for only $5 a month!
Your monthly subscription will cover employee costs, additional operating expenses, continued app and web development, plus future growth of the company.
Thank you for supporting Timesuck!
About Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Although some episodes of Timesuck are sponsored, and hopefully sponsors continue to support the Suck, we never want to be dependent on them. Being dependent on corporate income can quickly lead to compromise. A subscription base allows us to hire the support we need to continue to grow Timesuck and our future podcast family (Bad Magic Productions) without any outside influence. Let's keep the integrity of Timesuck alive! Long live the Suck!
Also, a monthly subscriber base, for whatever reason, pleases the FUCK out of Nimrod. It's Nimrod's will. And Nimrod's will must be done.
Thank you all so much! Without your support, none of this would exist. Enjoy the Secret Suck!
Knowledge in Nimrod!
This amount also allows us to actually save enough money to buy a proper Suck Dungeon that we will customize the shit out of! We could move (as soon as the bank allows us) from a sad office complex to an actual property where we can start hosting WAY more Timesuck get-togethers. Doing that in our existing space is a challenge. If we have more than ten people come over to current Dungeon, it quickly turns into a sauna/Meat Sack crock pot thanks to zero air flow.
We can also customize the Suck Dungeon at this level to create high quality videos of all of our shows. We'll do things I can't even think of right now! We will truly transition to a real podcast network and force to be reckoned with at this goal level. We might even be able to destroy the Moon Matrix! Thank you, thank you, thank you!