Tim Noon is creating things that are funnier than they were before.
5
patrons
$129
per month
My name is Tim Noon.

I write, direct and consult on live comedy, which makes me very happy.
My main focus is stand-up. I frequently meet with comedians to talk about what they're working on, or ideas they're excited about that might need some fleshing out.

I like to have everyone who leaves a meeting with me feeling much more confident about their shows, and keen on performing whatever fresh new gold we have struck. Get that fresh gold.

This Patreon is for anyone that needs a bit of humour assistance.
Whether you have a speech coming up, or an important business meeting, or you are a comedic performer but you're not sure if that joke about langoustines is gonna land (I'd change it to yabby),
then I'd be stoked to help you out.

I currently do most of my work for a free meal. The tiers I've listed represent what you'd be willing to shout me if we were at a meeting. If you could convert your offer into the corresponding tier, then I will buy my own schnitzel.



Tiers
Change for the parking meter
$1 or more per month

It's nice to avoid getting a ticket.

You will receive:

• A thank you message

• My eternal gratitude*

*Intangible.

Large Decaf Cappuccino
$5 or more per month

I needed that pick-me-up.

You will receive the above rewards plus:

• Access to my Patreon only content

Pint of Guinness or Two Coca-Colas
$10 or more per month

Thank you for quenching my thirst.

You will receive the above rewards plus:


• A 20-minute meeting, in person or online depending on how close you are to me geographically. You are welcome to accrue this time. Then maybe we could go to the carnival one day.

Schnitty with chips and salad
$20 or more per month

You have saved me from my hunger.
You will receive the above rewards plus:

• I will punch up your speech, sketch, stand up set. Send me a document (1000 words max) and I will put some things in and highlight other things, and then thing some things and send it back.

KFC Family Burger Box x 2
$50 or more per month

I really appreciate you, and your support, but I cannot possibly eat all this chicken.
 

You will receive the above rewards plus:

• I will make an animated GIF for you, using whatever entirely legal footage you send me. I will send you two copies; one to your specifications, and one following my creative instincts.

• Your 20-minute monthly meeting is increased to an hour. Also accruable, would love to hit up that carnival. 

My name is Tim Noon.

I write, direct and consult on live comedy, which makes me very happy.
My main focus is stand-up. I frequently meet with comedians to talk about what they're working on, or ideas they're excited about that might need some fleshing out.

I like to have everyone who leaves a meeting with me feeling much more confident about their shows, and keen on performing whatever fresh new gold we have struck. Get that fresh gold.

This Patreon is for anyone that needs a bit of humour assistance.
Whether you have a speech coming up, or an important business meeting, or you are a comedic performer but you're not sure if that joke about langoustines is gonna land (I'd change it to yabby),
then I'd be stoked to help you out.

I currently do most of my work for a free meal. The tiers I've listed represent what you'd be willing to shout me if we were at a meeting. If you could convert your offer into the corresponding tier, then I will buy my own schnitzel.



Recent posts by Tim Noon

Tiers
Change for the parking meter
$1 or more per month

It's nice to avoid getting a ticket.

You will receive:

• A thank you message

• My eternal gratitude*

*Intangible.

Large Decaf Cappuccino
$5 or more per month

I needed that pick-me-up.

You will receive the above rewards plus:

• Access to my Patreon only content

Pint of Guinness or Two Coca-Colas
$10 or more per month

Thank you for quenching my thirst.

You will receive the above rewards plus:


• A 20-minute meeting, in person or online depending on how close you are to me geographically. You are welcome to accrue this time. Then maybe we could go to the carnival one day.

Schnitty with chips and salad
$20 or more per month

You have saved me from my hunger.
You will receive the above rewards plus:

• I will punch up your speech, sketch, stand up set. Send me a document (1000 words max) and I will put some things in and highlight other things, and then thing some things and send it back.

KFC Family Burger Box x 2
$50 or more per month

I really appreciate you, and your support, but I cannot possibly eat all this chicken.
 

You will receive the above rewards plus:

• I will make an animated GIF for you, using whatever entirely legal footage you send me. I will send you two copies; one to your specifications, and one following my creative instincts.

• Your 20-minute monthly meeting is increased to an hour. Also accruable, would love to hit up that carnival.