Tinyprancinghorse is creating stories and comfy dank memes
143
patrons
$597
per month
So you've found me, at last.

...I didn't expect it to go this way, honestly. Thought I had more time.

You see, I've been shitposting for years now, in deep cover. Writing greentext, or reddit posts - pastebinning what I can and moving on when the heat got too close. But now? Now that fugitive life is all over.

I know what you're thinking: "Tinyprancinghorse, how can you even use the keyboard?" by which I reply "Look I've worked really hard to overcome my physiological differences and that's a very insensitive question to lead on with. You should be ashamed."

But you're not. You're here for the stories, civility be damned. For the cute and smol and c o m f y stories that you can devour like popcorn after a terrible day. Stories to make you smile, that are lighthearted and filled with shenanigans and possibly lewd things. Stories that you take with you, that keep you warm against the coldness of the world...

I mean, that is why you've hunted me down here, at my secret lair in the local Starbucks, no?
Tiers
Smol Supporter
$1 or more per month
You want to help support smol stories, and it's only a dollar.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
Includes Discord rewards
Comf Contributor
$3 or more per month
You like what I do and want to help even more, cause you love me more (that's how it works, right?).


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
Includes Discord rewards
BEST HUMAN
$5 or more per month
Isn't this the price of netflix or something? Like. I know this is half the cost of amazon prime. You're really awesome if you're deciding that these screenwords are worth that much.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
Includes Discord rewards
Actual Bribery
$10 or more per month
You're proving that you've either got a big heart, or no idea what the value of a dollar is. Well done, either way.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
Includes Discord rewards
Stahp
$20 or more per month
Congratulations! This is the tier where I feel really guilty taking your money. Thanks for that.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • That feeling of innate superiority that the upper-class have when they look down upon the plebeians, knowing they dream of the life you lead. Yes. Look at them... they look like ants. 
Includes Discord rewards
A S C E N D E D
$35 or more per month
There was a point at which you clearly should have stopped but let's keep going and see what happens


Here's what you get:

  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • Legitimized disdain for $20 plebeians 
  • Confirmation that you are actually the 1%. Your raw, amassed wealth makes the other Senators look like coupon-clippers, and you laugh at them as you buy and sell whole governments. This. This is power. 
Includes Discord rewards
Galaxy-Brain Smol
$50 or more per month
You may not like it but this is what peak [Human] performance looks like.


Here's what you get:

  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • Legitimized disdain for people who have to "budget" and have "credit limits"
  • You may talk to our porn goblin directly. Once.
Includes Discord rewards
The Tol
$100 or more per month

Ok I'm gonna be real with you this is only here because (1) someone already actually is supporting us at this tier and (2) because IDK why are you even looking at this


 

Here's what you get:

  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • Apparently you have infinite resources so that's pcool
  • You may talk to our porn goblin directly. Twice.
  • You may also whip our porn goblin to encourage him. 
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$597 of $1,000 per month
They are Smol, and the ToS universe becomes my only hobby. I forsake all others and work for you, in my pillow-cubicle, on my spare time. 

I'm also gonna start working on a They are Smol RPG/game derp, just so you can be the smol. 

Achieve your dream of being smol.
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So you've found me, at last.

...I didn't expect it to go this way, honestly. Thought I had more time.

You see, I've been shitposting for years now, in deep cover. Writing greentext, or reddit posts - pastebinning what I can and moving on when the heat got too close. But now? Now that fugitive life is all over.

I know what you're thinking: "Tinyprancinghorse, how can you even use the keyboard?" by which I reply "Look I've worked really hard to overcome my physiological differences and that's a very insensitive question to lead on with. You should be ashamed."

But you're not. You're here for the stories, civility be damned. For the cute and smol and c o m f y stories that you can devour like popcorn after a terrible day. Stories to make you smile, that are lighthearted and filled with shenanigans and possibly lewd things. Stories that you take with you, that keep you warm against the coldness of the world...

I mean, that is why you've hunted me down here, at my secret lair in the local Starbucks, no?

Recent posts by Tinyprancinghorse

Tiers
Smol Supporter
$1 or more per month
You want to help support smol stories, and it's only a dollar.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
Includes Discord rewards
Comf Contributor
$3 or more per month
You like what I do and want to help even more, cause you love me more (that's how it works, right?).


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
Includes Discord rewards
BEST HUMAN
$5 or more per month
Isn't this the price of netflix or something? Like. I know this is half the cost of amazon prime. You're really awesome if you're deciding that these screenwords are worth that much.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
Includes Discord rewards
Actual Bribery
$10 or more per month
You're proving that you've either got a big heart, or no idea what the value of a dollar is. Well done, either way.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
Includes Discord rewards
Stahp
$20 or more per month
Congratulations! This is the tier where I feel really guilty taking your money. Thanks for that.


Here's what you get:


  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • That feeling of innate superiority that the upper-class have when they look down upon the plebeians, knowing they dream of the life you lead. Yes. Look at them... they look like ants. 
Includes Discord rewards
A S C E N D E D
$35 or more per month
There was a point at which you clearly should have stopped but let's keep going and see what happens


Here's what you get:

  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • Legitimized disdain for $20 plebeians 
  • Confirmation that you are actually the 1%. Your raw, amassed wealth makes the other Senators look like coupon-clippers, and you laugh at them as you buy and sell whole governments. This. This is power. 
Includes Discord rewards
Galaxy-Brain Smol
$50 or more per month
You may not like it but this is what peak [Human] performance looks like.


Here's what you get:

  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • Legitimized disdain for people who have to "budget" and have "credit limits"
  • You may talk to our porn goblin directly. Once.
Includes Discord rewards
The Tol
$100 or more per month

Ok I'm gonna be real with you this is only here because (1) someone already actually is supporting us at this tier and (2) because IDK why are you even looking at this


 

Here's what you get:

  • Confirmation that You a good.
  • Early access to all stories I write
  • Ability to vote on new story ideas/oneshots
  • An extra molecule of Oxygen
  • Ability to vote on lewd story ideas/oneshots
  • I'll ping you at times to come up with short story ideas
  • Apparently you have infinite resources so that's pcool
  • You may talk to our porn goblin directly. Twice.
  • You may also whip our porn goblin to encourage him. 
Includes Discord rewards