Take Me To Coffee
Take Me To Coffee
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Frappuchino
Look, coffee's not for everyone, we get it. But it's the effort that counts and honestly, frozen coffee sugar yums are the Gateway-Drug of coffee, ya know? Next step, light roast. Then a flat white. And then what? A Starbucks with three floors and two cocktail bars? Inconceivable. The important part is: you're here. And we love you.
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- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Light Roast
We get it, you just need a little bit of caffeine to get you going in the morning. Don't worry, it's enough to get you an in-episode production credit. Mmmm, frothy.
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- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Flat White
Foam=Fancy, or so we've been told. Anyone else heard that? We're not entirely sure what it means, except you are a huge part of making this show happen every month, so how about a little video with that java? Though here's the thing: we can't promise that everyone is wearing pants.
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- Video Episodes
- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Pourover
Grab and Go is not good enough for you, no sir! This is a serious tier for a serious person who will wait a serious amount of time for a coffee. And that gets you a show, available only on Patreon, called The Pivot. Ok nerds, not pivot turns. This one's about that life-changing coffee date for our guests, the person who gave them their start and how it happened.
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- Exclusive Patreon Show Access
- Video Episodes
- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Ristretto
This tier is for people as impressive as the coffee it was named after. Incidentally, we have no idea what a Ristretto even is, but it sounds Italian, so it must be nicer than whatever we're drinking on any given day and Jess wants to know if it will be her boyfriend. We digress. This makes us want to Hangout with you. Once a month. It's a Host-Y episode with you, Andrew and Jess so buckle up and we'll see you face-to-face for a good old fashion pick-yer-brain, as we get to know each other.
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- Participate in Monthly Host-Y Hangout Episode
- Exclusive Patreon Show Access
- Video Episodes
- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Cup of Excellence
There is no higher reward for coffee than the Cup of Excellence, so it's only fitting that it is the same for our #TM2Cpodcast family. What do you want to receive for being the world's best contributor to #TM2C? It won't last forever, but we're taking suggestions ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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- Participate in Monthly Host-Y Hangout Episode
- Exclusive Patreon Show Access
- Video Episodes
- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Frappuchino
Look, coffee's not for everyone, we get it. But it's the effort that counts and honestly, frozen coffee sugar yums are the Gateway-Drug of coffee, ya know? Next step, light roast. Then a flat white. And then what? A Starbucks with three floors and two cocktail bars? Inconceivable. The important part is: you're here. And we love you.
Order Up!
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Light Roast
We get it, you just need a little bit of caffeine to get you going in the morning. Don't worry, it's enough to get you an in-episode production credit. Mmmm, frothy.
Order Up!
- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
Flat White
Foam=Fancy, or so we've been told. Anyone else heard that? We're not entirely sure what it means, except you are a huge part of making this show happen every month, so how about a little video with that java? Though here's the thing: we can't promise that everyone is wearing pants.
Order Up!
- Video Episodes
- In-Episode Production Credit
- A Big Digital Hug From Jess + Andrew
About Take Me To Coffee
Goals
Much to Jess's chagrin, Andrew is in possession of a host of embarrassing photos from their years of friendship (don't worry, Jess has a few too). We won't say much more other than there is a shaved head and partial nudity, not necessarily in that order. Letting you see these buried treasures seems like an appropriate way to celebrate our first goal, which will allow us to pay our producer Emily a liveable wage!