Random Internet Guy is creating Nothing
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We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
  • If I see you in public and think I recognize you, I'll pretend I don't know you.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
  • If I see you in public and think I recognize you, I'll pretend I don't know you.
  • If I'm inviting people to any kind of get-together, I won't invite you.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
  • If I see you in public and think I recognize you, I'll pretend I don't know you.
  • If I'm inviting people to any kind of get-together, I won't invite you.
  • I'll try to find charities that you oppose, and give money to them.
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Create nothing useful for 4 hours a day
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We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
Pledge $100 or more per month
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  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
Pledge $500 or more per month
0 patrons
  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
  • If I see you in public and think I recognize you, I'll pretend I don't know you.
Pledge $2,500 or more per month
0 patrons
  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
  • If I see you in public and think I recognize you, I'll pretend I don't know you.
  • If I'm inviting people to any kind of get-together, I won't invite you.
Pledge $10,000 or more per month
0 patrons
  • We'll talk. About anything. Unless I'm supposed to be doing nothing useful, in which case we can only talk about useless things.
  • I won't tell you when I'm supposed to be doing nothing.
  • I won't tell you about the things I'm not supposed to be doing.
  • If I know you in Facebook, I'll unfriend you.
  • If I see you in public and think I recognize you, I'll pretend I don't know you.
  • If I'm inviting people to any kind of get-together, I won't invite you.
  • I'll try to find charities that you oppose, and give money to them.