Ryan C. Robert

is creating personal essays/blogposts

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I'm forever in your debt. If you subscribe to this tier you're basically giving me the go-ahead to make a homemade sandwich for myself. And that? Is the best gift you could ever give.

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Okay, now this has gone too far. You're too nice. You want me to have coffee from that place down the street that's open 24 hours with the really nice counters? AND you want me to get a bagel?

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About Ryan C. Robert

Hello! I'm the writer of Totallylogicalfear.com, Ryan C. Robert. I currently divide my time between maintaining a real people job, writing comedic personal essays about my life, creating interesting daily writing prompts, and writing for my satirical dark cooking blog, Trish's Dishes. Consider contributing to my art by subscribing to one of the tiers and then you can be a part of what makes the process run!

$1 Tier
By subscribing to this tier you will receive access to the super secret members only no-nerds-allowed update feed on this page. Pretttttty cool amiright? You'll also get a shout out on the blog in a new page just for thanking my patreon subscribers!

$3 Tier
If you subscribe here you'll unlock the ability to preview some future content before it goes up. This means you'll get a sneak peek of next week's Trish's Dishes, essay episodes, and a single writing prompt in advance! Prettttty sweet, right?

$5 Tier
By pledging here (is pledging the right word? I don't know.) you'll be able to directly impact the content that goes up on the site by suggesting: A) What genre you'd like for the writing prompts for the upcoming week, B) A recipe for Trish to attempt to put her own spin on, or C) A topic you'd like me to write a personal essay about. (This one subject to change if the chosen topic is inappropriate for me based on my personal lived experiences.)

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