Greetings! Nice to meet you! Perhaps this question can be better answered in terms of who I am NOT. I am Totally Not Nigel. Yes, you read that correctly. My name is not now, nor has it ever been, Nigel. I am not British (since the name Nigel implies British to many folks). But that's all pretty much beside the point when you consider content as a separate and distinct entity from its creator, which is what I'm really hoping you're going to do. So, you may ask: what kind of content do I create? Good timing! That segues nicely into the next section!
What Do I Create?
Videos. Good night, folks!
Seriously, though. I create videos that review food items. I've started out with prepackaged food items since they are everywhere. I especially like off brands and quirky stuff (but not out and out disgusting things - so no head cheese or rotten duck eggs). Putting my taste buds through their paces, I see if food, unmodified from the can or bag is worth your time and hard-earned dough. Naturally, I have a good time making these and I hope you will have a good time watching them. I do my best to create a new one every day!
Future plans (with your support) including reviewing other products, such as As Seen on TV stuff, movies, books, music, and anything else you'd like me to explore (that's reviewable, of course). I also strive to produce 100% clean content suitable for all audiences. I have four or five children myself and it's always a struggle to find entertaining content that doesn't resort to crass language or violence or controversial/adult topics not suitable for "the young 'uns".
As I mentioned above, with so many kids running around the house, I still need to feed them, clothe them, and keep the lights on. One in a while, I'd also like to take my wife on a date or buy a deluxe cheeseburger for myself ;-)
Additionally, with your support, I can create objective comment not sponsored by any of the brands featured in the videos. This leads to a more neutral review whereby I can give you my honest opinion not swayed by some company's money. You get the straight skinny straight from me!
It also give me creative freedom to try new things, increase production values, purchase more products to review, and stay in my home. I might even expand into making short films and whatnot. It depends on you!
What Does My Money Pay For, Then?
Your patronage helps me do the following:
- Keep producing videos
- Buy products to review
- Prevents sponsorship bias
- Upgrade equipment
- Increase production values
- Expand my creative vision in future videos
- Top Tens
- Unboxing videos
- Short films
- Q & As
- Comedy skits
- Miscellaneous strangeness & fun!
- Eat regularly
When Do You Release New Content?
Once a day and twice on Sundays. Usually. Exclusive patron videos are uploaded monthly (at least!)
How Can I Support You?
Before we go any further, THANK YOU! I truly appreciate any and all support received and I will always be extremely grateful for that! You can help financially by donating as little as US$1.00/month to my efforts. Any amount will help me continue creating content.
You will also receive rewards (besides my undying gratitude):
For as little as $5/month, you will have access to the Patreon page and get to help vote to decide what my next video should be about. You also get invites to all the other Patron-only events I participate in. For $10/month, you will receive the $5 award AND an authentic titanium spork (or utensil of similar style) like what I use on the show. They really are quite amazing! And, for $15/month, your name will appear in every video I make during the end credits crawl (as well as the $10 and $5 awards)!
Thanks again for your support!