Natalie Ann Valentine is creating Raw, Heartfelt, Art-as-Activism
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patrons

$12
per month
Hi there.

I'm a playwright. I'm a nasty woman. I write stories. I blog about mental health, I slam poetry, I act, I sing, I burlesque [Sylvia Trash, the manic pixie show ghoul], I compose, I freelance the fuck out of some writing, I produce, I co-run a bi-monthly night of political theatre called ActOut. I founded and facilitate a playwright's support group in DC called Bridge Club where we have whiskey and feelings about writing and encourage each other to do the important work. I am constantly on the grind, on top of a day job, and my art simply does not support me -- and I deeply believe that art should be able to do such a thing. 

I run a diary-instagram for one of my cats (Coal Porter), which sometimes has guest posts by the Queen Maybelle. This year, the two of them sent out over 40 holiday cards. And they're cats, so like, maybe you should be supporting them rather than me. They don't even have thumbs. 

I especially like to create stories featuring queer womxn+ who don't die at the end. 

I write about beautiful-ugly people who talk in poetry and nonsense. They're a little bit weird. They're a little bit magic. I like to think of myself as a "kitchen sink surrealist" --- my work often deals with ordinary folks dealing with extraordinary circumstances. Like maybe-time travel, or a moon that talks back. 

I'm also a disabled artist. I am severely vision-impaired and live with chronic depression, anxiety and C-PTSD. Because these factors influence my life, they influence my art. I believe whole-heartedly in transparency -- the more we speak about issues around mental illness, the less stigma will be. I want to remind people they are not alone. If I achieve nothing else with my art, that would be enough. 

Don't want to commit to a monthly donation?
Totally cool. I also use PaypalSquare Cash, and Venmo

Theatre cannot and should not be made alone. I make art because I want to try and make the world a better place for the people in it. I make art for you. So, thank you, so deeply, for your support. 

#stayweird 
Tiers
Green Room
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Updates on my work and life, plus links to whatever snippets of poetry and scenework I've got going on. And pictures of the cats. 
Subtext
$4 or more per month 0 patrons
Pick your favorite poem & I'll record a video of me reading it for you! 
Catwalk
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
I will take a polaroid of my cats wearing whatever ridiculous costumes you'd like. Coal Porter and Maybelle are stars. They will also include a personal message for you. 
Center Stage
$6 or more per month 0 patrons
Pick a song for me to cover on ukulele! 
Ensemble
$10 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
I'll put your name in a play (and send it to you)! 
Libretto
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
I troll thrift stores for weird books all the time. Tell me some things you like and I will hand-pick you a weird (or possibly just really good) book of your very own! 
Showgirl
$50 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Emailed set of images of my burlesque photoshoots as they happen. Tassels!
Goals
$12 of $50 per month
With $50 per month, I can attend a class, or workshop, or something similar to help me better myself as an artist and (hopefully) in turn, make more of an impact with my work. 
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Hi there.

I'm a playwright. I'm a nasty woman. I write stories. I blog about mental health, I slam poetry, I act, I sing, I burlesque [Sylvia Trash, the manic pixie show ghoul], I compose, I freelance the fuck out of some writing, I produce, I co-run a bi-monthly night of political theatre called ActOut. I founded and facilitate a playwright's support group in DC called Bridge Club where we have whiskey and feelings about writing and encourage each other to do the important work. I am constantly on the grind, on top of a day job, and my art simply does not support me -- and I deeply believe that art should be able to do such a thing. 

I run a diary-instagram for one of my cats (Coal Porter), which sometimes has guest posts by the Queen Maybelle. This year, the two of them sent out over 40 holiday cards. And they're cats, so like, maybe you should be supporting them rather than me. They don't even have thumbs. 

I especially like to create stories featuring queer womxn+ who don't die at the end. 

I write about beautiful-ugly people who talk in poetry and nonsense. They're a little bit weird. They're a little bit magic. I like to think of myself as a "kitchen sink surrealist" --- my work often deals with ordinary folks dealing with extraordinary circumstances. Like maybe-time travel, or a moon that talks back. 

I'm also a disabled artist. I am severely vision-impaired and live with chronic depression, anxiety and C-PTSD. Because these factors influence my life, they influence my art. I believe whole-heartedly in transparency -- the more we speak about issues around mental illness, the less stigma will be. I want to remind people they are not alone. If I achieve nothing else with my art, that would be enough. 

Don't want to commit to a monthly donation?
Totally cool. I also use PaypalSquare Cash, and Venmo

Theatre cannot and should not be made alone. I make art because I want to try and make the world a better place for the people in it. I make art for you. So, thank you, so deeply, for your support. 

#stayweird 

Recent posts by Natalie Ann Valentine

Tiers
Green Room
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Updates on my work and life, plus links to whatever snippets of poetry and scenework I've got going on. And pictures of the cats. 
Subtext
$4 or more per month 0 patrons
Pick your favorite poem & I'll record a video of me reading it for you! 
Catwalk
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
I will take a polaroid of my cats wearing whatever ridiculous costumes you'd like. Coal Porter and Maybelle are stars. They will also include a personal message for you. 
Center Stage
$6 or more per month 0 patrons
Pick a song for me to cover on ukulele! 
Ensemble
$10 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
I'll put your name in a play (and send it to you)! 
Libretto
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
I troll thrift stores for weird books all the time. Tell me some things you like and I will hand-pick you a weird (or possibly just really good) book of your very own! 
Showgirl
$50 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
Emailed set of images of my burlesque photoshoots as they happen. Tassels!