Trader Hoes

is creating a podcast and just want pickle popcorn back.

Select a membership level

Basic Hoes

per month

Wow and thank you! Your subscription will get you a neat, possibly pun-filled shoutout on the next episode and will give us more ammo in demanding pickle popcorn from Trader Joe.

Extra Hoes

per month

Okay, seriously, thank you! You and your generous subscription will get an extra sincere shoutout PLUS access to extra exclusive content. This could be a bonus #trending item review, a deep-dive into the murky political correctness of some Trader Joe's item names, an exposition on whatever products we're currently obsessed with or something else we haven't even thought of yet. Oh, the possibilities, and it's all thanks to you! 



About Trader Hoes

Hey, there! This is Evie and Katie, and we’re just two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe’s products.

We’ve loved sharing our Trader Joe’s wins, fails and obsessions with you, and we’re hoping you’ll help us take this little podcast to the next level! Your Patreon subscription will go towards making our podcast better with upgraded equipment, more TJ’s products and maybe even that $29.99 champagne one day. We can dream, right? 

Catch new episodes every Monday at

Become a patron to

Unlock 8 exclusive posts
Listen anywhere
Connect via private message

Recent posts by Trader Hoes

How it works

Get started in 2 minutes

Choose a membership
Sign up
Add a payment method
Get benefits