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Why Patreon?
Hey! I was lying in bed thinking "What do I write as my intro on Patreon?"  Yeah, my bedroom as a source of inspiration comes only second to my bathroom musings, usually in the shower, without a pen - but that's what steamy glass panels and your finger is for... Like that "Help me" plea that appears on the mirror, as the bathroom steams up in the horror movie, I needed out from Quora.  The, "Why does my finger bleed when I stick it in the sink's waste disposal unit?" type of idiocy had me feeling like a washed up Broadway star given an extra's role in a B movie.

I avoid questions that'll get me in trouble
"What would happen if I took 'X' amount of prescriptive drugs..." (that I've never heard of, and, unless you saw 'pharmacologist' or 'MD' listed on my Quora profile, you're requesting an answer from the wrong person), leaves my hands hovering over the keyboard wanting to type, "How the [dickens] should I know?!" Well, truth be told it's the F-bomb, but "How the bleep do I know?" isn't as compatible with my peace, love, and harmony mission as 'dickens' or 'how on earth...' is.

So, who am I?
I can tell you where I've been and what I've done, but as for who I'm morphing into, I'm still figuring that one out.  I started out as a sweet, sensitive child, transformed into a rebellious teenager, went off the rails, got back on track, with a detour through the rave era (lost friends and gained paranoia courtesy of acid, speed & weed); did academia; started my career in management, got all professional; freelanced as an interpreter; ran my own agency, survived an abusive marriage and then plunged into a midlife meltdown. 

"How can I know about things before they happen? I must be losing my mind."

'Madness' or nearly dying are catalysts for change - I've been close to both. It opened up the psychic 'stuff' that scared the heck out of me. Now I blend all of that business & life experience, knowledge and wisdom gained through my mistakes, working esoterically, being able to see, sense, feel, and know the answers to what is stopping people from feeling truly free in life. Sometimes God's presence is felt, or Archangels, other times, it's loved ones in spirit that pop in to pass on a message. Remind me to tell you about my Oda Mae Brown moment in my local Indian restaurant sometime.
     
Former honorary "One of the lads"
As a kid, I preferred Action Man figures to Barbie, it'd be a bit weird if I said nothing much has changed... well, when business was stressing me out, I'd fantasise about being a long distance lorry driver, eating a 'man-sized' Yorkie (they wouldn't get away with that advertising in the #metoo era), but then the reality of congested motorways brought me back to business planning, trouble shooting and pulling rabbits out of hats for customers. 

In other words, if you're looking for a Goddess type 'Intuitive' who likes unicorns, wears floaty velvet dresses while walking barefoot in the woods, and posts about Yoni eggs, I'm your Marmite. If you want me to discuss health symptoms, business ideas, solutions using psychic insights, or 
you've noticed a pattern but you don't know how to change it, that might, just might, get me doing cartwheels.  Just don't send me any photos of your shredded finger asking me to send distant healing, because I'm likely to ask, "What made you think it was a good idea to insert it in the waste disposal unit in the first place?"

The Invitation (No, not the one by Oriah Mountain Dreamer)

If you want to come along with me on this journey, I'd be delighted to have you as a travel companion.  I'll warn you now, my travels are at times weird, hilarious and will question your notion of reality.

Interact with me, send me your questions and I'll shine a spotlight on the ones that entertain or intrigue me the most.

This bit's about you (kinda)

What was I thinking? This is supposed to be ALL ABOUT YOU!!! OK, as someone who cannot remember that she agreed to come back [to planet earth] and help peeps, I'm here to... help peeps.  Being here, if you vibe with my vibe, I'll help you see - if you want to - the interconnectedness of EVERYTHING (yeah, I know it sounds, well sexy... not!)... How the reason your relationships follow the same pattern goes back to your great grandfather twice removed on your Dad's side of the family. Or, how the REAL reason your businesses always seem to grow and fold is because of something that happened in your childhood.  By helping you to start liberating yourself from the bits of your life & business you'd rather bury, you help me and, hopefully, I don't get an ass whooping when I reach the other side and declare "Mission Accomplished".  Where's Tom Cruise and his theme music when you need him?

I'm done with being serious in order to be taken seriously, 2018 is the year of fun. Wanna join me?  

If you want to check me out on LinkedIn you can read some recommendations here.
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You'll get whatever wants to be created - that might be a song, a poem, an essay, a video. I'll let the muses inspire me, which usually means it'll contain a message that resonates with someone.
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Why Patreon?
Hey! I was lying in bed thinking "What do I write as my intro on Patreon?"  Yeah, my bedroom as a source of inspiration comes only second to my bathroom musings, usually in the shower, without a pen - but that's what steamy glass panels and your finger is for... Like that "Help me" plea that appears on the mirror, as the bathroom steams up in the horror movie, I needed out from Quora.  The, "Why does my finger bleed when I stick it in the sink's waste disposal unit?" type of idiocy had me feeling like a washed up Broadway star given an extra's role in a B movie.

I avoid questions that'll get me in trouble
"What would happen if I took 'X' amount of prescriptive drugs..." (that I've never heard of, and, unless you saw 'pharmacologist' or 'MD' listed on my Quora profile, you're requesting an answer from the wrong person), leaves my hands hovering over the keyboard wanting to type, "How the [dickens] should I know?!" Well, truth be told it's the F-bomb, but "How the bleep do I know?" isn't as compatible with my peace, love, and harmony mission as 'dickens' or 'how on earth...' is.

So, who am I?
I can tell you where I've been and what I've done, but as for who I'm morphing into, I'm still figuring that one out.  I started out as a sweet, sensitive child, transformed into a rebellious teenager, went off the rails, got back on track, with a detour through the rave era (lost friends and gained paranoia courtesy of acid, speed & weed); did academia; started my career in management, got all professional; freelanced as an interpreter; ran my own agency, survived an abusive marriage and then plunged into a midlife meltdown. 

"How can I know about things before they happen? I must be losing my mind."

'Madness' or nearly dying are catalysts for change - I've been close to both. It opened up the psychic 'stuff' that scared the heck out of me. Now I blend all of that business & life experience, knowledge and wisdom gained through my mistakes, working esoterically, being able to see, sense, feel, and know the answers to what is stopping people from feeling truly free in life. Sometimes God's presence is felt, or Archangels, other times, it's loved ones in spirit that pop in to pass on a message. Remind me to tell you about my Oda Mae Brown moment in my local Indian restaurant sometime.
     
Former honorary "One of the lads"
As a kid, I preferred Action Man figures to Barbie, it'd be a bit weird if I said nothing much has changed... well, when business was stressing me out, I'd fantasise about being a long distance lorry driver, eating a 'man-sized' Yorkie (they wouldn't get away with that advertising in the #metoo era), but then the reality of congested motorways brought me back to business planning, trouble shooting and pulling rabbits out of hats for customers. 

In other words, if you're looking for a Goddess type 'Intuitive' who likes unicorns, wears floaty velvet dresses while walking barefoot in the woods, and posts about Yoni eggs, I'm your Marmite. If you want me to discuss health symptoms, business ideas, solutions using psychic insights, or 
you've noticed a pattern but you don't know how to change it, that might, just might, get me doing cartwheels.  Just don't send me any photos of your shredded finger asking me to send distant healing, because I'm likely to ask, "What made you think it was a good idea to insert it in the waste disposal unit in the first place?"

The Invitation (No, not the one by Oriah Mountain Dreamer)

If you want to come along with me on this journey, I'd be delighted to have you as a travel companion.  I'll warn you now, my travels are at times weird, hilarious and will question your notion of reality.

Interact with me, send me your questions and I'll shine a spotlight on the ones that entertain or intrigue me the most.

This bit's about you (kinda)

What was I thinking? This is supposed to be ALL ABOUT YOU!!! OK, as someone who cannot remember that she agreed to come back [to planet earth] and help peeps, I'm here to... help peeps.  Being here, if you vibe with my vibe, I'll help you see - if you want to - the interconnectedness of EVERYTHING (yeah, I know it sounds, well sexy... not!)... How the reason your relationships follow the same pattern goes back to your great grandfather twice removed on your Dad's side of the family. Or, how the REAL reason your businesses always seem to grow and fold is because of something that happened in your childhood.  By helping you to start liberating yourself from the bits of your life & business you'd rather bury, you help me and, hopefully, I don't get an ass whooping when I reach the other side and declare "Mission Accomplished".  Where's Tom Cruise and his theme music when you need him?

I'm done with being serious in order to be taken seriously, 2018 is the year of fun. Wanna join me?  

If you want to check me out on LinkedIn you can read some recommendations here.

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The Basics
$5 or more per post
No Frills Access to my activity feed
A Mini Nudge from Spirit
$25 or more per post only 15 left
10  minute psychic reading including 3 cards to offer guidance regarding your next steps (for entertainment purposes only). Recorded and url emailed to you to watch.
Psychic Insights
$50 or more per post only 30 left
20 Minute Psychic Reading about life, work, or purpose delivered online via Zoom (in person - virtually)
This is Your Life!
$180 or more per post only 20 left
10 Page E-book including up to 5 recurring themes in your life & suggestions on how to work towards resolving them (using information energetically or psychically received).