Does whatever a trout can. Apparently, trouts can draw a lot of comics.

I'm John S. Troutman, the creator of Troutcave Comics!  Troutcave Comics is a one-man publisher that produces a new comic book every month.  Comic books published by Troutcave Comics include, but certainly aren't limited to:

• The Gospel of Carol, in which the Daughter of God, tries to save humanity, but mostly just annoys her brother
• Sporkman in Time and Space, in which a well-meaning but dim superhero destroys the universe on a regular basis. 
• Lit Brick, in which Molly, English M.A., reads every piece of literature ever written... and makes fun of it. 
• Mary Elizabeth's Mysterious Mysteries, in which a plucky librarian solves mysteries and bakes pies (but not necessarily in that order).

I've been creating and publishing comics online since January 2000, and I can't imagine any scenario in which I'd stop.  I'll always be uploading comics, forever and ever and ever.  That said, I'm sure you realize how difficult and time-consuming a task this is.  Your help would greatly ease the burden of my on-going love affair with creating comics.

With your patronage, I could produce comics faster, which means I could produce more comics period.  I could also afford to buy food, which is a rare gift indeed.  Why, with your support, I might even be able to see a dentist.  A dentist!  I mean, who knows how many cavities I have by now.

Naturally, you'll be rewarded for your generosity.  Aside from a feeling of deep satisfaction, patrons can also unlock exclusive content, eBook downloads, and special comic commissions.  You can also contribute towards future milestones, like switching over my comic books to full color!