Tschallacka

is creating A book, Programs, video's, games, mods, websites, bad jokes

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I'm a guy who is passionate about programming. I really love programming, i'm almost addicted to it. My favorite subject to code in is Minecraft Mods and I'd love to be able to do it full time to create fantastical great content for you guys.
So if you all support me, with a small amount per month or per video or chapter published, that really motivates me to push out new content, and might even allow me to spend less time at a day job and more time coding, writing and publishing for you.

Please consider becoming a patron, and support me when I bring out a video, or a new version of my mods. new chapters on my story on royalroad. It doesn't have to be a large sum, recurring small sums are fine :-) it's the thought that counts
Tiers
Forest fairy
$1 or more per month

You flutter around the forests carrying your small blessings all around

Forest Nimph
$2 or more per month

You hand out blessings, prank mischievously and lure people in

Forest Goblin
$3 or more per month

You go around, nobody sees you, but when you strike people notice their things missing, sometimes their blood. That's life really.

Forest hobgoblin
$4 or more per month

You're mighty and cunning. All the goblins worship you and serve you, and those who don't will meet swift judgement

Rock Troll
$5 or more per month

You're a mighty rock troll. Your skin is impenetrable, a thousand swordblows can't fell you. Your only weakness is the sun.


If you support on this tier for at least 6 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Forest Elf
$10 or more per month

You're part of an ancient race and your measure of time transcends mortal time keeping. A century is nothing to you. Mortals who are in your presence are just fair game for you to play pranks on. They are meaningless in your eyes and their tears a form of amusement for you.


If you support on this tier for at least 3 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

High elf
$15 or more per month

You're sophisticated and live in a palace of illusions. You sometimes walk among the mortals just to cause mischief among their ranks, because how else will you pass millennia.
They are so easy to fool with an illusion, and what is more fun to set one side of humans against another side and stand laughing at the side as they chop each others heads off.


If you support on this tier for at least 2 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Ogre
$25 or more per month

Always hungry. Pesky pink things always scream cause headache. Pesky pink things taste good. Run fast not good. Stomp them good. Crush with tree or rock. Eat them nice. Want more. Stop screaming! Am strongest ogre. Am hungry.


If you support on this tier for at least 2 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Giant
$50 or more per month

You're a big person. The world under you is filled with small people. They always seem to be afraid of you but you don't want to hurt them. You're confused as why they don't feel the same as you. 

You just want to live in peace, alone with your thoughts enjoying the fresh air, the sunshine, the rain, the sounds of nature.

But you are also so hungry. You really need to eat something. You absentmindedly grab something and bite down on it. Hmmm squishy, tastes good.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Rock giant
$75 or more per month

The ages pass before you. Rivers cut deep valleys in the blink of an eye for you. You are as old as the mountains. Some would say you are a mountain. But you just like to sleep and let the world do it's thing. Moving is such a bother.

Small pink things and four legged hairy things keep moving over your back. You don't really mind as long as you can sleep and enjoy the embrace of your mother.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over" and an event of your choosing.

Dragon
$100 or more per month

You're a mighty wyrm and you relish the sound your hoard makes as you climb over it. You love sleeping on your hoard undisturbed by anything. Nobody would dare to enter your lair. Notwithstanding that it would be nigh impossible for anyone to enter your lair.

If not for all the traps then for your fearsome magic. Nobody has bested you in centuries.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over" and an event of your choosing and a character of your choosing.

God from mount Olympus
$250 or more per month

You live on mountains elevated above mere mortals. Your strength is unmatched, your worshippers give you strength beyond measure. Mortals swoon at your feet and hope to share your bed.

You owe no-one any accountability except yourself.

You love to go down to the temples of men and to spook them with your abilities. Those mortals are so easy to impress.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over" and you get to choose an ancient world god. From An to Wodan, any ancient god you wish to unleash on the world. You also get to choose the broad line the story of destruction it will wreak on human lands.

Mother Earth
$1,000 or more per month

You gave birth to the first giants. You grew the plants and filled the oceans. You travel in the light of your great father. Your brothers and sisters are far away but you hear their song.

Creating life what you do when you get bored. Destroying it is what you do when you get bored. Millions of years pass before your consciousness as you make your way through space.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over".

You also get to design a totally new type of monster the earth will create. All features, behavior and goals will be designed by you and it will be inserted into the story.

I'm a guy who is passionate about programming. I really love programming, i'm almost addicted to it. My favorite subject to code in is Minecraft Mods and I'd love to be able to do it full time to create fantastical great content for you guys.
So if you all support me, with a small amount per month or per video or chapter published, that really motivates me to push out new content, and might even allow me to spend less time at a day job and more time coding, writing and publishing for you.

Please consider becoming a patron, and support me when I bring out a video, or a new version of my mods. new chapters on my story on royalroad. It doesn't have to be a large sum, recurring small sums are fine :-) it's the thought that counts

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Tiers
Forest fairy
$1 or more per month

You flutter around the forests carrying your small blessings all around

Forest Nimph
$2 or more per month

You hand out blessings, prank mischievously and lure people in

Forest Goblin
$3 or more per month

You go around, nobody sees you, but when you strike people notice their things missing, sometimes their blood. That's life really.

Forest hobgoblin
$4 or more per month

You're mighty and cunning. All the goblins worship you and serve you, and those who don't will meet swift judgement

Rock Troll
$5 or more per month

You're a mighty rock troll. Your skin is impenetrable, a thousand swordblows can't fell you. Your only weakness is the sun.


If you support on this tier for at least 6 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Forest Elf
$10 or more per month

You're part of an ancient race and your measure of time transcends mortal time keeping. A century is nothing to you. Mortals who are in your presence are just fair game for you to play pranks on. They are meaningless in your eyes and their tears a form of amusement for you.


If you support on this tier for at least 3 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

High elf
$15 or more per month

You're sophisticated and live in a palace of illusions. You sometimes walk among the mortals just to cause mischief among their ranks, because how else will you pass millennia.
They are so easy to fool with an illusion, and what is more fun to set one side of humans against another side and stand laughing at the side as they chop each others heads off.


If you support on this tier for at least 2 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Ogre
$25 or more per month

Always hungry. Pesky pink things always scream cause headache. Pesky pink things taste good. Run fast not good. Stomp them good. Crush with tree or rock. Eat them nice. Want more. Stop screaming! Am strongest ogre. Am hungry.


If you support on this tier for at least 2 months a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Giant
$50 or more per month

You're a big person. The world under you is filled with small people. They always seem to be afraid of you but you don't want to hurt them. You're confused as why they don't feel the same as you. 

You just want to live in peace, alone with your thoughts enjoying the fresh air, the sunshine, the rain, the sounds of nature.

But you are also so hungry. You really need to eat something. You absentmindedly grab something and bite down on it. Hmmm squishy, tastes good.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over"

Rock giant
$75 or more per month

The ages pass before you. Rivers cut deep valleys in the blink of an eye for you. You are as old as the mountains. Some would say you are a mountain. But you just like to sleep and let the world do it's thing. Moving is such a bother.

Small pink things and four legged hairy things keep moving over your back. You don't really mind as long as you can sleep and enjoy the embrace of your mother.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over" and an event of your choosing.

Dragon
$100 or more per month

You're a mighty wyrm and you relish the sound your hoard makes as you climb over it. You love sleeping on your hoard undisturbed by anything. Nobody would dare to enter your lair. Notwithstanding that it would be nigh impossible for anyone to enter your lair.

If not for all the traps then for your fearsome magic. Nobody has bested you in centuries.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over" and an event of your choosing and a character of your choosing.

God from mount Olympus
$250 or more per month

You live on mountains elevated above mere mortals. Your strength is unmatched, your worshippers give you strength beyond measure. Mortals swoon at your feet and hope to share your bed.

You owe no-one any accountability except yourself.

You love to go down to the temples of men and to spook them with your abilities. Those mortals are so easy to impress.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over" and you get to choose an ancient world god. From An to Wodan, any ancient god you wish to unleash on the world. You also get to choose the broad line the story of destruction it will wreak on human lands.

Mother Earth
$1,000 or more per month

You gave birth to the first giants. You grew the plants and filled the oceans. You travel in the light of your great father. Your brothers and sisters are far away but you hear their song.

Creating life what you do when you get bored. Destroying it is what you do when you get bored. Millions of years pass before your consciousness as you make your way through space.


If you support on this tier a mythical creature of your choosing will be written into my story "When hell freezes over".

You also get to design a totally new type of monster the earth will create. All features, behavior and goals will be designed by you and it will be inserted into the story.