The Story Must Be Told

is creating THE STORY

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Premium Grease Class

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$5.22
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  • You gain access to the 522 Club, a Story-centered "podcast" released on the weeks between TSMBT episodes. Engage with the Clergy of the Story, including Pastor Andrew, Brother Reid, Sister Callista, and ohhhh maybe even Chaaaalms
  • The official The Story Must Be Told Discord is now open to you, ohh romp among its healthy expanse
  • We will thank you personally in the 522 Club
  • Your official congregant title now includes the words "Premium Grease Class", eg: Premium Grease Class Congregant Devon
Includes Discord benefits

Platinum Star Plus Congregant

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$17.17
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  • You will receive the Official Congregant Welcome Package, which includes: a new Story pamphlet, Story button, and a Story congregant membership card
  • Hear your name on the podcast! The clergy will deliver a petition in your name during a TSMBT service, to implore the Story on your behalf or curse you proper!
  • Your official congregant title now includes the words "Platinum Star Plus"
  • Access to previous tier indulgences
Includes Discord benefits

Elite Rewards Prime

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$47.63
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  • You receive an EXCLUSIVE and PREMIUM t-shirt inspired by the Story “The Mathematics of Grocery Stores” oh myyyy
  • Your official congregant title now includes the words "Elite Rewards Prime"
  • Access to previous tier indulgences
Includes Discord benefits

About The Story Must Be Told

Welcome to the Church of the Story! Become a patron so you might join our Church, learn Its righteous lessons, and bask in our good grease!

The Story will never stop providing top quality, free content. You can listen to The Story Must Be Told podcast to hear surreal fiction every other week. You can tune in to TSMBTTV on YouTube to see short films, internet series, and g-g-gooey teasers. We write poetry and give spiritual insight on Twitter, Instragram, and Facebook. But get this: the Story wants to give you more!

If you pledge to our blessed Church, we can write more stories, compose more elaborate scores, publish a book, fund and produce new short films, and maybe even make a movie one day! Pick a donation tier to receive a variety of indulgences. You can hear a brand new "Podcast" with the clergy (published on the weeks between free TSMBT episodes), get an exclusive shirt, and learn special members-only spiritual truths!

Brother Reid, Pastor Andrew, Sister Callista, Liturgical Director Carl, Deacon Adam, and the good people at the Last Podcast Network have put their lives aside so they might deliver to you the good grease of the Story. We've given everything—what will you give?

The Story Must Be Told!

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