Vilja Sala is creating poems and angry rants about why gwen cooper is the best
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(pfp by eero sala, cover pic by otto eric)

hi friends, vilja here

i write and sometimes perform poems.
i will also, unprompted, explain in great detail to anyone within a 10 meter radius why the hate gwen cooper recieved from the torchwood fandom was misogynistic bs and why female characters are allowed to be flawed and make shitty decisions, actually. i will also talk about how it would be cool if ianto jones had at least one (1) person in his life who hasn't royally screwed him over while feeling zero remorse or at least would bother to thank him for the damn coffee for once, how toshiko sato is the most brilliant mind of the entire whoniverse and she deserved so much better, and how doctor owen harper is a huge asshat but like, he's my asshat, so.
and if that wasn't enough to convince you, i will write each patron a personalized haiku about how sirius black was gay as fuck and j.k. rowling is welcome to eat my entire ass.

cheers lads
Tiers
owen deserved better
$1 or more per month

i'll write you a haiku about my current hyperfixation

ianto deserved better
$3 or more per month

i'll write you a poem about my current hyperfixation

tosh deserved better
$5 or more per month

i'll write you a poem about whatever you want

the cast and crew deserved better
$10 or more per month

i'll write, perform, and record you a poem about whatever you want

listen to big finish fall to earth yall
$100 or more per month

i'll cry at your funeral

(pfp by eero sala, cover pic by otto eric)

hi friends, vilja here

i write and sometimes perform poems.
i will also, unprompted, explain in great detail to anyone within a 10 meter radius why the hate gwen cooper recieved from the torchwood fandom was misogynistic bs and why female characters are allowed to be flawed and make shitty decisions, actually. i will also talk about how it would be cool if ianto jones had at least one (1) person in his life who hasn't royally screwed him over while feeling zero remorse or at least would bother to thank him for the damn coffee for once, how toshiko sato is the most brilliant mind of the entire whoniverse and she deserved so much better, and how doctor owen harper is a huge asshat but like, he's my asshat, so.
and if that wasn't enough to convince you, i will write each patron a personalized haiku about how sirius black was gay as fuck and j.k. rowling is welcome to eat my entire ass.

cheers lads

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Tiers
owen deserved better
$1 or more per month

i'll write you a haiku about my current hyperfixation

ianto deserved better
$3 or more per month

i'll write you a poem about my current hyperfixation

tosh deserved better
$5 or more per month

i'll write you a poem about whatever you want

the cast and crew deserved better
$10 or more per month

i'll write, perform, and record you a poem about whatever you want

listen to big finish fall to earth yall
$100 or more per month

i'll cry at your funeral