Two Blank Girls is creating a podcast
16

patrons

$235
per month
Hello, you beautiful wonderful lovely humans, you!  We are so excited to continue weekly bringing you mass amounts of stupidity and  our well-meaning thoughtfulness.  

WHO WE ARE 
We are Jenna and Annitsa, two best friends fascinated by how we feel at any moment.  Being a person is hard--it's up and down and sideways and diagonal.  We want to talk about it!  And our hope is that you can relate too.  Each week we'll add an adjective to fill in the blank, and anything related to that word is what we'll cover.  You'll learn about us, about what's happening in the world and probably TMI, as the kids say.    
 
WHY WE NEED YOU
In order to keep this up week after week, we need your help!  Your contributions, whether they be $1 or $10 a month, go toward all of our site and maintenance fees and therapy sessions.  In all seriousness though, your generosity keeps us going and working hard to make you laugh.

  • Equipment.  Nothing is more important to us than quality.  We purchased premium microphones and an interface (we know the lingo...) to make sure you can hear the crap we say.  
  • Site Fees. It takes a village of websites to create a show.  We've got monthly and yearly fees with AWS, Mailgun, Libsyn, Cloudfare, Mailchimp, etc.   
  • Travel Expenses. We have some big plans to bring you some super exciting guests.  Help us make it happen!  
Tiers
Cute
$1 or more per month 1 patron
You're making  our show possible.  HUGE AIR HIGH FIVE!

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Happy
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
You've gone above the basic and made us smile.  You get access to a special tier feed with bonus content!

Includes
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Contributing to more episodes! 
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Clever
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
This is a special five dollar Bill Murray.  It gives us the tingles inside.    
Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Aggressive
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
We're jumping up and down!  You get special access to our inner workings and can provide us valuable feedback and ask personal questions! 

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly Q&A on Google Chat
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Gifted
$20 or more per month 4 patrons
We kinda have crushes on you, so have a personal Thank You Card (with a little treat) from Jenna's insane collection.  Help her addiction, please.  

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly Q&A on Google Chat
  • Custom Logo Sticker
  • Thank You Card
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Sexy
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
Because you're blowing our minds with such generosity, we want to go shopping for you.  We'll buy you a mystery gift and send it your way.  

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly Q&A on Google Chat
  • Custom Logo Sticker
  • Thank You Card
  • Mystery Gift
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Goals
$235 of $1,000 per month
This helps cover the costs of maintaining the series--equipment, site fees and all that jazz! 
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Hello, you beautiful wonderful lovely humans, you!  We are so excited to continue weekly bringing you mass amounts of stupidity and  our well-meaning thoughtfulness.  

WHO WE ARE 
We are Jenna and Annitsa, two best friends fascinated by how we feel at any moment.  Being a person is hard--it's up and down and sideways and diagonal.  We want to talk about it!  And our hope is that you can relate too.  Each week we'll add an adjective to fill in the blank, and anything related to that word is what we'll cover.  You'll learn about us, about what's happening in the world and probably TMI, as the kids say.    
 
WHY WE NEED YOU
In order to keep this up week after week, we need your help!  Your contributions, whether they be $1 or $10 a month, go toward all of our site and maintenance fees and therapy sessions.  In all seriousness though, your generosity keeps us going and working hard to make you laugh.

  • Equipment.  Nothing is more important to us than quality.  We purchased premium microphones and an interface (we know the lingo...) to make sure you can hear the crap we say.  
  • Site Fees. It takes a village of websites to create a show.  We've got monthly and yearly fees with AWS, Mailgun, Libsyn, Cloudfare, Mailchimp, etc.   
  • Travel Expenses. We have some big plans to bring you some super exciting guests.  Help us make it happen!  

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Tiers
Cute
$1 or more per month 1 patron
You're making  our show possible.  HUGE AIR HIGH FIVE!

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Happy
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
You've gone above the basic and made us smile.  You get access to a special tier feed with bonus content!

Includes
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Contributing to more episodes! 
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Clever
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
This is a special five dollar Bill Murray.  It gives us the tingles inside.    
Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Aggressive
$10 or more per month 3 patrons
We're jumping up and down!  You get special access to our inner workings and can provide us valuable feedback and ask personal questions! 

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly Q&A on Google Chat
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Gifted
$20 or more per month 4 patrons
We kinda have crushes on you, so have a personal Thank You Card (with a little treat) from Jenna's insane collection.  Help her addiction, please.  

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly Q&A on Google Chat
  • Custom Logo Sticker
  • Thank You Card
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!
Sexy
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
Because you're blowing our minds with such generosity, we want to go shopping for you.  We'll buy you a mystery gift and send it your way.  

Includes
  • Contributing to more episodes!
  • Patron-only content feed
  • Monthly Q&A on Google Chat
  • Custom Logo Sticker
  • Thank You Card
  • Mystery Gift
  • Access to YouTube episode recordings!