Tyler Baines-Cadbury is creating Social Justice and the End of the Patriarchy
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My name is Tyler Baines-Cadbury and I'm a social justice journalist and educator. Recently, I told a leading light of the Alt Right, Paul Joseph Watson, to get fucked. Better yet, I did it publicly on Twitter. People seemed to think this was pretty cool. That's probably why you're here.

It's not easy being so woke - it takes a lot of ethically-sourced coffee, and unfortunately social justice doesn't pay so well. That's where you come into it!

With your donations and support I can continue to bash the fash on a daily basis. I am a victim of constant abusive tweets and microaggressions, so every penny donated to my cause is worth at least one white male tear.

I will not just take the first month's payment and buy a pet lizard. I will tell right-wing dickheads to get fucked at every opportunity.

Thank you for taking the time to read this far, and thank you to all those who have encouraged me to take this step. It truly warms my heart.

Love youse peoplekinds,

Regards,

Tyler
Rewards
Victim of Capitalism
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Every penny helps and your tiny donation is appreciated. $1 donations will go towards my morning Starbucks lattes.
Woke
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You've started to wake up and have discovered how unfair the gender wage gap is. You have my personal thanks, at this stage.
Social Justice Warrior
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You've just tried soy milk for the first time and quite like the taste. Again, the reward for this tier is my personal thanks.
Intersectional Feminist
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You're ready to don your gender-neutral pussy hat and take on the fascists by yourself. Again, my gratitudes are your reward.
Ascension
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
We have brought down the tyrannical patriarchy and have transcended the gender-confines of this dimension. Thank you. At this tier I will follow you back on Twitter. 
Goals
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At this goal all my tofu costs will be covered for the month. 
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My name is Tyler Baines-Cadbury and I'm a social justice journalist and educator. Recently, I told a leading light of the Alt Right, Paul Joseph Watson, to get fucked. Better yet, I did it publicly on Twitter. People seemed to think this was pretty cool. That's probably why you're here.

It's not easy being so woke - it takes a lot of ethically-sourced coffee, and unfortunately social justice doesn't pay so well. That's where you come into it!

With your donations and support I can continue to bash the fash on a daily basis. I am a victim of constant abusive tweets and microaggressions, so every penny donated to my cause is worth at least one white male tear.

I will not just take the first month's payment and buy a pet lizard. I will tell right-wing dickheads to get fucked at every opportunity.

Thank you for taking the time to read this far, and thank you to all those who have encouraged me to take this step. It truly warms my heart.

Love youse peoplekinds,

Regards,

Tyler

Recent posts by Tyler Baines-Cadbury

Rewards
Victim of Capitalism
$1 or more per month 1 patron
Every penny helps and your tiny donation is appreciated. $1 donations will go towards my morning Starbucks lattes.
Woke
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You've started to wake up and have discovered how unfair the gender wage gap is. You have my personal thanks, at this stage.
Social Justice Warrior
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You've just tried soy milk for the first time and quite like the taste. Again, the reward for this tier is my personal thanks.
Intersectional Feminist
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You're ready to don your gender-neutral pussy hat and take on the fascists by yourself. Again, my gratitudes are your reward.
Ascension
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
We have brought down the tyrannical patriarchy and have transcended the gender-confines of this dimension. Thank you. At this tier I will follow you back on Twitter.