Bobby Ray's Ukazanjo Orchestra is creating a funny musical street busker experience in Columbus Ohio.
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THANK YOU GOOD LUCK!
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Did you just join my team of patrons?! Yes, yes you did. THANK YOU! As an official patron, you'll have my appreciation and a sincere wish of GOOD LUCK to you. You deserve better than most and this proves it. 
WOW THANKS! BEST OF LUCK!
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
3 times the appreciation and well wishes and my sincerest respect. I'd like to call you Mr., Ms., or any term of endearment and respect (or any silly nick name if you wish) whenever I see you. You are the boss of my block!
LUCK LUCKITY LUCK LUCK!
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You have crossed the threshold of the launch sequence of no return. Your luck now overpowers any misfortune, jinx, or limitation... AND all of the previous rewards. So yeah, this is a good one.  
I Love You!
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
That's right, 10xLAR=LOVE! I have done the math and I simply can't help but love anyone who would so dedicate themselves to art in our community. You will now have access to all of the benefits of my love previously enjoyed only by my parents, children, and x-wife. This includes unlimited phone access and unlimited random lectures and public transportation stories. 
YOU DON'T OWN ME!
$20 or more per month 1 patron
...but you might not be able to tell. You could be surprised at what I'm willing to do for $20. 
What is wrong with you?
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Did you murder a hobo to commit insurance fraud? Because, this does not make that okay. Anyway.....
THANK YOU GOOD LUCK!
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THANK YOU GOOD LUCK!
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Did you just join my team of patrons?! Yes, yes you did. THANK YOU! As an official patron, you'll have my appreciation and a sincere wish of GOOD LUCK to you. You deserve better than most and this proves it. 
WOW THANKS! BEST OF LUCK!
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
3 times the appreciation and well wishes and my sincerest respect. I'd like to call you Mr., Ms., or any term of endearment and respect (or any silly nick name if you wish) whenever I see you. You are the boss of my block!
LUCK LUCKITY LUCK LUCK!
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You have crossed the threshold of the launch sequence of no return. Your luck now overpowers any misfortune, jinx, or limitation... AND all of the previous rewards. So yeah, this is a good one.  
I Love You!
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
That's right, 10xLAR=LOVE! I have done the math and I simply can't help but love anyone who would so dedicate themselves to art in our community. You will now have access to all of the benefits of my love previously enjoyed only by my parents, children, and x-wife. This includes unlimited phone access and unlimited random lectures and public transportation stories. 
YOU DON'T OWN ME!
$20 or more per month 1 patron
...but you might not be able to tell. You could be surprised at what I'm willing to do for $20. 
What is wrong with you?
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Did you murder a hobo to commit insurance fraud? Because, this does not make that okay. Anyway.....
THANK YOU GOOD LUCK!