Uncle Kage is creating Winestreams
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Uncle Kage has been known as "Furry Fandom's Storyteller" for two decades.  In recent years he has taken his "babbling old drunkard" act (at least, we think it's an act) onto the internet with periodic "Winestreams," real-time streaming events where he basically drinks wine and talks until he falls over, and people seem to like it quite a bit.  Winestreams are always free to view and are often captured and posted to YouTube for those who like to watch them in reruns, but with financial help from viewers like you, we can (a) bring in special guests to future Winestreams, and (b) buy more expensive wine than the cheap stuff Uncle Kage has been destroying his liver with.  With your support, we can make the Winestreams even more entertaining, improve the streaming delivery, and buy Uncle Kage as much aspirin as he needs for the following morning.  
Rewards
Pledge $10 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $10 or more per episode will get a shout-out in each Winestream, usually toward the beginning while Kage can still pronounce people's names.
Pledge $25 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $25 or more per episode will get a specially-created ORIGINAL DRAWING by Uncle Kage himself.  Is he an artist?  Of course not.  His drawings are positively awful.  But he tries hard, and he is willing to draw anything that you ask him to -- of course, he reserves the right to interpret your request however he sees fit!
Pledge $50 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $50 or more per episode will get access to private short videos of some of Uncle Kage's older stories, many of which have not been retold since they first appeared on stage as much as twenty years ago.  And who knows?  Maybe some details that didn't make it onto the stage may come out now that he's a little less inhibited.
Pledge $75 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $75 or more per episode will get a personalized voicemail message or ringtone from Uncle Kage.  He'll say whatever you want him to (within the limits of decorum, of course, and he reserves the right to decline anything incriminating such as "Here is where I hid the bodies") or you can let him use his imagination.  Just be careful -- his imagination can be pretty scary.
Pledge $100 or more per episode
If you donate $100 or more per episode, we will seriously doubt your sanity as well as your sense of taste.  But Uncle Kage will sit down for a private video chat over Skype with you for at least 1 hour.  You can ask him anything you want to -- within the realms of decorum, of course.  He reserves the right to refrain from saying anything incriminating.
Pledge $250 or more per episode
Now, here is where you may want to put together a cabal.  If you donate $250 or more, you and up to four friends can sit down to breakfast with Uncle Kage at any upcoming convention where you are both in attendance (Anthrocon, though, may not be possible, as he's simply too busy).  Alternatively, if you're not an early riser, we can make it a round of drinks at the hotel bar for you and up to four friends.  You can get a private story hour out of it, and if you buy the second round -- or the third, or fourth, or fifth, or more -- the stories are bound to get even more interesting.
Pledge $1,000 or more per episode
If you are loony enough to donate $1000 -- heck, Uncle Kage will come to you!  He'll hop onto a plane and show up on your doorstep to do the Winestream from your very own home.  (Disclaimer:  Continental USA and Canada only.  Must be located within 50 miles of an airport serviced by United or Delta Airlines.  All persons present must be of legal drinking age in the local municipality.  Patron is responsible for transporting the sorry old sot from the airport, then dragging his unconscious body to a hotel to sleep it off, and then carting him back to the airport in time for his flight home)
Uncle Kage has been known as "Furry Fandom's Storyteller" for two decades.  In recent years he has taken his "babbling old drunkard" act (at least, we think it's an act) onto the internet with periodic "Winestreams," real-time streaming events where he basically drinks wine and talks until he falls over, and people seem to like it quite a bit.  Winestreams are always free to view and are often captured and posted to YouTube for those who like to watch them in reruns, but with financial help from viewers like you, we can (a) bring in special guests to future Winestreams, and (b) buy more expensive wine than the cheap stuff Uncle Kage has been destroying his liver with.  With your support, we can make the Winestreams even more entertaining, improve the streaming delivery, and buy Uncle Kage as much aspirin as he needs for the following morning.  

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Rewards
Pledge $10 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $10 or more per episode will get a shout-out in each Winestream, usually toward the beginning while Kage can still pronounce people's names.
Pledge $25 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $25 or more per episode will get a specially-created ORIGINAL DRAWING by Uncle Kage himself.  Is he an artist?  Of course not.  His drawings are positively awful.  But he tries hard, and he is willing to draw anything that you ask him to -- of course, he reserves the right to interpret your request however he sees fit!
Pledge $50 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $50 or more per episode will get access to private short videos of some of Uncle Kage's older stories, many of which have not been retold since they first appeared on stage as much as twenty years ago.  And who knows?  Maybe some details that didn't make it onto the stage may come out now that he's a little less inhibited.
Pledge $75 or more per episode
Anyone who donates $75 or more per episode will get a personalized voicemail message or ringtone from Uncle Kage.  He'll say whatever you want him to (within the limits of decorum, of course, and he reserves the right to decline anything incriminating such as "Here is where I hid the bodies") or you can let him use his imagination.  Just be careful -- his imagination can be pretty scary.
Pledge $100 or more per episode
If you donate $100 or more per episode, we will seriously doubt your sanity as well as your sense of taste.  But Uncle Kage will sit down for a private video chat over Skype with you for at least 1 hour.  You can ask him anything you want to -- within the realms of decorum, of course.  He reserves the right to refrain from saying anything incriminating.
Pledge $250 or more per episode
Now, here is where you may want to put together a cabal.  If you donate $250 or more, you and up to four friends can sit down to breakfast with Uncle Kage at any upcoming convention where you are both in attendance (Anthrocon, though, may not be possible, as he's simply too busy).  Alternatively, if you're not an early riser, we can make it a round of drinks at the hotel bar for you and up to four friends.  You can get a private story hour out of it, and if you buy the second round -- or the third, or fourth, or fifth, or more -- the stories are bound to get even more interesting.
Pledge $1,000 or more per episode
If you are loony enough to donate $1000 -- heck, Uncle Kage will come to you!  He'll hop onto a plane and show up on your doorstep to do the Winestream from your very own home.  (Disclaimer:  Continental USA and Canada only.  Must be located within 50 miles of an airport serviced by United or Delta Airlines.  All persons present must be of legal drinking age in the local municipality.  Patron is responsible for transporting the sorry old sot from the airport, then dragging his unconscious body to a hotel to sleep it off, and then carting him back to the airport in time for his flight home)