Unlikely Stories is creating a curated magazine of literature and art
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Hi, my name is Jonathan Penton, and I want to thank you for visiting our Patreon page.

I'm the Editor-in-Chief at Unlikely Stories and Unlikely Books. It's 2018, and we're here in New Orleans celebrating twenty years of publication at www.UnlikelyStories.org.

At Unlikely Stories, we believe in change. We believe in literature and art as a focus for change—a transformative force that is powerful, but also subtle and complex, capable of not only challenging political regimes, but also the emotional and spiritual issues that enable toxic political regimes to thrive. We don’t believe in change through platitudes, but rather through art that’s as bloody and passionate as it is original.

So every week, our web site presents new content: poetry, fiction, creative non-fiction, first hand accounts of activism, visual art, movies, music, art criticism, and special projects. We publish around three to five books a year with that same ethos: overtly political writings, sure, but always work that seeks to challenge reader perceptions—work that thrives on the unexpected, that seeks to change what art does and what it’s capable of.

And we take these books to fairs, readings, and conferences throughout North America—bringing new art to new audiences, showing as many people as possible the extraordinary things that poetry, literature, and art can do.

It takes a lot of volunteer hours—from me, and from our wonderful staff—to make this happen, but it also takes raw materials, postage, and conference fees. Your patronage is an essential part of our success, so if you’re interested, check out our web site, and if you believe in what we do, please do send us a few bucks a month. We’ve got lots of great rewards for patrons, so be sure to check those out.

Unlikely Stories is:
Jonathan Penton, Editor-in-Chief
dan raphael, Prose Editor
Leona Strassberg Steiner, Art Director
with love and thanks to Michelle Greenblatt (1982–2015) for her wisdom during her tenure as Poetry Editor.

Works featured in this video:
Visual Poetry by John M. Bennett
“The Policy” by Alex “PoeticSoul” Johnson
Michelle Greenblatt reading from Ashes and Seeds
We’ll See Who Seduces Whom by Tom Bradley & David Aronson
Soy solo palabras but wish to be a city by León De la Rosa and Gui.ra.ga7
León De la Rosa reading off-site, AWP Conference, 2010
John Warner Smith reading in Lafayette, Louisiana
j/j hastain at the Mercury Cafe, Denver
Rewards
Validate Us!
$1 or more per month 1 patron
As poets, writers, and artists, we need lots of validation. With your largely symbolic contribution of $1 per month, you can offer that. In return, we'll thank you here, on Facebook, and on Twitter.* Furthermore, the next time an Unlikely contributor calls you and asks you if their work, efforts, and very existence are meritorious, you can honestly reply, "I gave at the office."

* Let us know if you prefer to remain anonymous.
Subscribe to Us!
$3 or more per month 4 patrons
Gain access to our production vlog! A "vlog" happens when I aim a cheap, Internet-ready camera at myself and talk about what Unlikely has been publishing, and what these publications mean to me. Use this additional information to fake intimacy with me, enabling you to get kicked out of parties which previously just ignored you. You will also be thanked here, on Facebook, and on Twitter.
Get Fun Gifts!
$6 or more per month 5 patrons
Alright, now it's getting real. In addition to public thanks and access to the vlog, you'll start receiving special, patron-only merchandise. You'll receive specific merchandise of our design, clearly identifying you as a patron. This line of merchandise is not available for purchase or giveaway, only through subscription (or three-digit one-time donation).

After three months of subscription to this tier, you'll get your choice of a button or keychain with the special design.

After twelve months, we'll add a t-shirt, coffee mug, or beer stein.

And if you rock fifteen months at this tier and decide that you need a new design of button to celebrate your continuing patronage, we'll create one. We'll do that at your request. And that's what true power means.
Get Free Books!
$12 or more per month 1 patron
Forget that $6 crap. THIS is what you're looking for. In addition to the thanks, the vlog, and the merchandise offered by the $6 tier, this comes with a full subscription to all Unlikely Books. That's right, we will send you all new Unlikely Books: no waiting, no questions. Any book created during your active patronage is free.
Get Free Signed Books!
$25 or more per month 1 patron
Oh, you want those books signed? OK, in addition to the thanks, the vlog, and the merchandise, your subscription to Unlikely Books will always include a first-printing copy signed by the author (or editor, as appropriate). Authors will receive direct compensation derived from your donation.
Commit Crimes With Us!
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
And now, the oral sex.*

* Void where prohibited.**

** Probably.
Goals
$75 of $100 per month
Patreon is really eager for me to set a goal. I don't know why. My mother never expected me to set goals. Now I'm on Patreon! Mom, please give me money via Patreon, thanks.
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Hi, my name is Jonathan Penton, and I want to thank you for visiting our Patreon page.

I'm the Editor-in-Chief at Unlikely Stories and Unlikely Books. It's 2018, and we're here in New Orleans celebrating twenty years of publication at www.UnlikelyStories.org.

At Unlikely Stories, we believe in change. We believe in literature and art as a focus for change—a transformative force that is powerful, but also subtle and complex, capable of not only challenging political regimes, but also the emotional and spiritual issues that enable toxic political regimes to thrive. We don’t believe in change through platitudes, but rather through art that’s as bloody and passionate as it is original.

So every week, our web site presents new content: poetry, fiction, creative non-fiction, first hand accounts of activism, visual art, movies, music, art criticism, and special projects. We publish around three to five books a year with that same ethos: overtly political writings, sure, but always work that seeks to challenge reader perceptions—work that thrives on the unexpected, that seeks to change what art does and what it’s capable of.

And we take these books to fairs, readings, and conferences throughout North America—bringing new art to new audiences, showing as many people as possible the extraordinary things that poetry, literature, and art can do.

It takes a lot of volunteer hours—from me, and from our wonderful staff—to make this happen, but it also takes raw materials, postage, and conference fees. Your patronage is an essential part of our success, so if you’re interested, check out our web site, and if you believe in what we do, please do send us a few bucks a month. We’ve got lots of great rewards for patrons, so be sure to check those out.

Unlikely Stories is:
Jonathan Penton, Editor-in-Chief
dan raphael, Prose Editor
Leona Strassberg Steiner, Art Director
with love and thanks to Michelle Greenblatt (1982–2015) for her wisdom during her tenure as Poetry Editor.

Works featured in this video:
Visual Poetry by John M. Bennett
“The Policy” by Alex “PoeticSoul” Johnson
Michelle Greenblatt reading from Ashes and Seeds
We’ll See Who Seduces Whom by Tom Bradley & David Aronson
Soy solo palabras but wish to be a city by León De la Rosa and Gui.ra.ga7
León De la Rosa reading off-site, AWP Conference, 2010
John Warner Smith reading in Lafayette, Louisiana
j/j hastain at the Mercury Cafe, Denver

Recent posts by Unlikely Stories

Rewards
Validate Us!
$1 or more per month 1 patron
As poets, writers, and artists, we need lots of validation. With your largely symbolic contribution of $1 per month, you can offer that. In return, we'll thank you here, on Facebook, and on Twitter.* Furthermore, the next time an Unlikely contributor calls you and asks you if their work, efforts, and very existence are meritorious, you can honestly reply, "I gave at the office."

* Let us know if you prefer to remain anonymous.
Subscribe to Us!
$3 or more per month 4 patrons
Gain access to our production vlog! A "vlog" happens when I aim a cheap, Internet-ready camera at myself and talk about what Unlikely has been publishing, and what these publications mean to me. Use this additional information to fake intimacy with me, enabling you to get kicked out of parties which previously just ignored you. You will also be thanked here, on Facebook, and on Twitter.
Get Fun Gifts!
$6 or more per month 5 patrons
Alright, now it's getting real. In addition to public thanks and access to the vlog, you'll start receiving special, patron-only merchandise. You'll receive specific merchandise of our design, clearly identifying you as a patron. This line of merchandise is not available for purchase or giveaway, only through subscription (or three-digit one-time donation).

After three months of subscription to this tier, you'll get your choice of a button or keychain with the special design.

After twelve months, we'll add a t-shirt, coffee mug, or beer stein.

And if you rock fifteen months at this tier and decide that you need a new design of button to celebrate your continuing patronage, we'll create one. We'll do that at your request. And that's what true power means.
Get Free Books!
$12 or more per month 1 patron
Forget that $6 crap. THIS is what you're looking for. In addition to the thanks, the vlog, and the merchandise offered by the $6 tier, this comes with a full subscription to all Unlikely Books. That's right, we will send you all new Unlikely Books: no waiting, no questions. Any book created during your active patronage is free.
Get Free Signed Books!
$25 or more per month 1 patron
Oh, you want those books signed? OK, in addition to the thanks, the vlog, and the merchandise, your subscription to Unlikely Books will always include a first-printing copy signed by the author (or editor, as appropriate). Authors will receive direct compensation derived from your donation.
Commit Crimes With Us!
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
And now, the oral sex.*

* Void where prohibited.**

** Probably.