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i will eat 5 chips or other items of human food from your hand at the park per month. it cant be more than this as there are many customers and i would become unhealthy

fried fish
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give me fried fish

pet albatross
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if youve ever wanted the perfect pet to make you look cool around the house. i could be it. once per month i will come to your home and sit on the arm of your sofa while you watch tv. travel is included unless its more than $1500 in which case fuck off




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pay me to steal chips in YOUR neighbourhood. here is what you can expect:
nya! nya! nya! nya! (sea bird noises)
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